scratch.mit.edu

A place where the moderation hates you because you don't want your projects stolen by some stupid little shit who can't code

"I don't want my projects remixed and I don't want my stuff backpacked and exported"
You have been permanently banned from scratch.mit.edu for refusing to accept our bullshit.

by logmega92 December 27, 2022

scratch.mit.edu

scratch.mit.edu is a kid's coding website where you drag blocks, like toddlers on their mom's iPad. Supposedly it's supposed to teach you to code, but most people end up as youtubers instead of gamedevs. People post wide-varaties of "projects" such as, games, animations, art, platformer games, platformer games, and platformer games. Scratch's community is quite concerning falling under these stereotypes, artists with no views, alphabet lore lovers, fnf enjoyers, simple animators getting 2 million views, furries, people that leave the website whole for TikTok, people who post tutorials on youtube that you get stuck on after 2 seconds, and the inactive people with random usernames like Ibuprofen. I would know as a person that regrets having a scratch account.

Meanwhile in the comments
Person A: Follow me pleaseeeeee
Person B: I already did before I left that website
Person C: Don't be so mean to him OwO *visible pain*
Person D: Stop Advertising Read The TOS scratch.mit.edu/terms_of_use/

by HolaSoyZenithx December 27, 2022

loins scratch

when you sit your head on your partners loins face down, with your top off.

Your partner would give you a loins scratch or message

by Snarly May 28, 2008

poon satchel

Used when storing items in the poonal region. Thus, one's poon becomes a satchel...a poon satchel.

"Dude, can I borrow your monkeywrench?"

"I won't be able to get it to you until next Tuesday dude, it's in my girlfriend's poon satchel."

by vaginal toadmen April 1, 2009

Dirt Scratch

When you crash on a dirtbike or bicycle in the dirt.

Hey did you see dolla bill do that dirt scratch off that little jump?

by mxscott14 March 27, 2009

wiing scratch

circle scratch on a wii disk

I thought ring scratches on 360 were lame but now i cannot play twilight princess due to the wiing scratch.

by Spaz Out August 18, 2009

Brutal Scratcher

When a girl gives you a brutal hj, you grow your finger nails for a few weeks and scratch her insides out

Last night my girl gave me a brutal hj and i had long nails so i gave her a brutal scratcher

by yourmumyourmum February 15, 2010