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Sanchez Rule

Sanchez rule.

Originates from the tv show Dirty Sanchez. A group of 3 welsh and 1 british stunt group who performed stunts way worse than their mtv counterparts Jackass.

Sanchez rule is when one of the group thinks up a stunt to do. Then they themselves must do it.
"You've got to, sanchez rule. Sanchez rule has always been the same. You think of it. You do it." Lee Dainton to Matthew Pritchard
by butters159 June 16, 2016
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sofia sanchez

sofia lights up every room she walks into and she’ll never fail to make you laugh. cherish her forever. she deserves love and kindness and has the most beautiful smile you’ll ever see. she’s someone you can never stop thinking about. she floats in and out of my head and she’s someone i picture my future with. sofia is the most beautiful soul you’ll meet. make sure to hold her tight and never let go because there’s nobody like her.
who’s that beauty?

that’s my girlfriend, sofia sanchez.
by tlesc0203 November 24, 2021
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smoked sanchez

When a cigarette smoker swipes their stinky smoking fingers under someone else's nose.
She came in from her smoke break and gave her bestie a smoked sanchez
by Miss Mona May 22, 2024
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Sanchez Rule

Half your age plus 5 is the mathematical equation that NFL QB's use to determine the creepiness of a dating relationship.
Take this example for the Sanchez Rule:

Person A: Is 24 years old.

Person B: is 17 years old.

24 / 2 = 12
12 + 5 = 17

This relationship is not creepy because person B's age is equal to 17.

Therefore date someone who's age is at least half your age plus 5 or you're creepy.
by go_to_division February 28, 2011
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Kitty Sanchez

When a cat sits on your face with it's tail across your upper lip.
Man, I woke up with a Kitty Sanchez and i looked like Albert Einstein after doing two eightballs of kitty litter.
by Chicken shack O'Neil October 12, 2025
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Abe Sanchez

When you try to give your friend the finger but someone else sees and thinks its intended for them. A misinterpreted flip off.
Tommy pulled a Abe Sanchez with his math teacher, and was sent to the office
by Jackinahatbat March 12, 2016
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smoked sanchez

Smoky fingers by your bartender that opens your canned drink and makes tab smell like smoke
Janet just did me dirty and gave me Smoked Sanchez drink.
by Miss Mona March 15, 2024
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