they say money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you a duke pre college class and meet a Samantha. have you ever seen a unhappy person with a Samantha Schenker? it’s impossible. Samantha Schenker is actually the funniest person i have ever met in my life, she has a really cool hair.
*whisper* she is also pretty ☺️
i hope she doesnt see this anytime soon >_<
*whisper* she is also pretty ☺️
i hope she doesnt see this anytime soon >_<
by a schhloser July 4, 2022
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A Samantha is a shy, quiet chick who easily lets herself be used or bullied. She’s pretty boring, and she doesn’t want to embarrass herself ever. She doubts herself but is actually pretty smart.
Guy- hey Samantha wanna dance?
Samantha- no, I don’t want to dance, id be bad at it and I don’t want to make a fool of myself
Guy- don’t be such a shy bitch
Samantha- no, I don’t want to dance, id be bad at it and I don’t want to make a fool of myself
Guy- don’t be such a shy bitch
by somewhat nonexistent August 9, 2022
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by grawr_mow August 15, 2022
Get the Samantha mug.Samantha Falzarano’s are an anomaly. They’re rarer than a four leaf clover. One-in-a-million kind of person. You will know without a doubt when you meet one. The portrayal of exotic beauty that is so unique it feels almost otherworldly. The stance of confidence that never meets arrogance but maintains modesty. As they speak with with a graceful intelligence that leaves you hanging onto every word as if it were oxygen and the wisdom of a scholar who has lived for centuries. Seductive, mysterious, addicting, rare and a fantasy wrapped into one.
Consider yourself extremely lucky to meet a Samantha Falzarano. If the opportunity ever arises do not take it for granted. Meeting one is an experience comparable to meeting your child for the first time the moment it’s born.
Scientists haven’t quite figured out what it is that causes this phenomenon. There are theories but you will never fully understand unless you’re lucky enough.
Consider yourself extremely lucky to meet a Samantha Falzarano. If the opportunity ever arises do not take it for granted. Meeting one is an experience comparable to meeting your child for the first time the moment it’s born.
Scientists haven’t quite figured out what it is that causes this phenomenon. There are theories but you will never fully understand unless you’re lucky enough.
Falling in love, getting married and creating a family is as euphoric and full filling as meeting a Samantha Falzarano.
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Person 1: Samantha once threatened to break all of my pencils in half in the middle of science
Person 2: she sounds scary
Person 1: She is
Person 2: she sounds scary
Person 1: She is
by Siristhecartographer December 23, 2022
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