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wet sanchez

the same as a dirty sanchez, except instead of solid feces, you use fresh diarrhea, causing a drippy wet affect on the upper lip, and possible turn off...
ay carumba amy said pablo gave her a wet sanchez and it dripped into her mouth, yuck!
by islander time June 26, 2010
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wet sanchez

A combination of a wet willy and a dirty sanchez, with the offending finger being directed to the victim's ear canal, as opposed to the upper lip.

As a prank, the benefit of a wet sanchez over a dirty sanchez is that any clinging fecal material may go unnoticed for a longer period of time due to distance from the olfactory senses.
There's nothing better than spending a day at the hospital giving paraplegic patients wet sanchezes.
by Tosa July 26, 2010
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Diablo Sanchez

Obliviously a narcissistic, egocentric, just an all around, Imbecile. No one should confront them or anything. Also known to be a FilityMcNasty by many peope.
Ew that guy is such a Diablo Sanchez he is way to booshy.
by Vux February 15, 2013
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jorge sanchez

The biggest dumbass that you will ever meet and hw sucks at every game that he plays. He is so annoying and does not stop talking about bullshit. He is gay and probably likes you.
Person1
Hey have are you good at NBA 2k

Person 2
Yea I’m not a Jorge Sanchez
by ReggieJackson45 December 27, 2019
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Dirty Sanchez 2.0

The Dirty Sanchez 2.0 is much like the original Dirty Sanchez, except for the addition of a soul patch.
Did you gave me a Dirty Sanchez!?
No way. It was the Dirty Sanchez 2.0. See the soul patch?
Oh okay. That's cool
by Armando Nidy June 7, 2016
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the joey sandwhiches sanchez

Very similar to a dirty sanchez except with a few new items:

an avacado, a snorkel, 6 assorted midgets, sprinkes and a baby pool full of au gratten potatoes.
Oh man, I was with this chick last night and gave her the ol' the joey sandwhiches sanchez, she fucking loved it..until the midget got out of the cage...
by IROCKTHECOCK January 7, 2008
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Dirty Sanchez 2.0

When you are having anal sex with a girl, you pull out, spit on her back(with your mouth), and when she turns around you cum on her upper lip and suprise her with a sticky mustache.
Dude, i gave your mom the best dirty sanchez 2.0 last night. She wasn't expecting it at all.
by GnarCore529 January 11, 2009
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