Sam 

sam is the white washed Punjab that suck a lot of dick and thinks he is sexy but he is really gay.

Sommeray: Look at sams gayass punjab!!! EWW
Sam: Shut up I only like James Charles! Because I'm gay for him!!!

Also Sam: ohh!! yeah daddy my name is sam i like to suck a lot of gay dick ohh yeah fuck me harder

Sam by sams gay dad November 20, 2019

Sam 

I person that you can trust in but he is a retard and annoying most times. He can be kind but likes to act tough to look cool. If you have a Sam you need to keep him and get him a girlfriend.

Bill: He looks like a Sam

Sam by Shitty tittes November 22, 2019

Sam 

An idiotic drunk who walks into the factory he works at everyday completely stoned and hungover. Close to hang out with ladies, and and it is unknown if he is gay or not. He's very open-minded and does not care what gender it is which he is invading the privacy of. Very unattractive, but okay for a one night stand. She has an IQ is low as -10 who knows it could be even lower the doctors say he is a prodigy of stupidity. His favorite food is concrete and melted Stone. Please avoid this idiot at all costs.

Solomon: then you started making out with the ice sculptures!
Sam: thank God the children weren't on board to see that!

Sam by Thegummiwormsofwomanhood November 27, 2019

Sam 

Sam is someone who always looks like he’s squatting. He pretends he’s fit, but the only sport he can do is the one with the ‘E’ in front of it. Can be charming. When you first meet him he’s a lovely fellow, always kind helping out, joking around. Things turn around after you dig deeper. Gold digger. Grave digger. Minor annoyance. Major annoyance. Sam is lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, and questionable. He is also straight.

That damned Sam is an interesting lne

Sam by squelch is lord November 29, 2019

Sam 

A tall man who goes around university having sex with international students, in exchange for food. A Sam is very manipulative and is always the victim by his own accord.

Person A: "Hey Sam, when are you coming over to watch netflix"
Sam: **Opens and ignores the message for 30mins**
Sam: "Coming but I'm hungry do you have food?"

Sam by majidad November 30, 2019

Sam 

A premium product with a spectacular jawline.

"my Sam has an amazing jawline"

Sam by HyperSeagull December 3, 2019

Sam 

A bitch.

Look at that Sam!
Dont call him sammy!

Sam by IDefineLifeForConvenience December 7, 2019