Squirrel Boy

this fake kid that has no friends and thinks that hes so cool.
that's squirrel boy the biggest rodent on the planet
by urmom17 April 23, 2019
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Glitter squirrels

Best controversial comedy podcast on all platforms. Spotify, iheart, YouTube, Pandora, and apple itunes!!!
I listened to the Glitter squirrels podcast and the three host's are the best around!!!
by Jaylo with the down low July 31, 2021
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Squirrel Cop

Hey, did you hear that the damn squirrel cop gave me a ticket?
by og_Fainted November 14, 2021
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icy squirrel

A blowjob where the blower has an ice cube in each side of their mouth, which puffs out their cheeks. This is believed to have originated in a rural shanty-town called Yarmouth in the South-Eastern part of Canada, however this lore is yet to be confirmed.
Last night she gave me the ol' icy squirrel
by Peter Fidler November 08, 2017
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Screaming squirrel

When you scratch at the butthole, like a squirrel, and then shove the "nuts" inside.
I heard pablo screaming and asked his girlfriend what happened; turns out she was giving him a screaming squirrel
by Dangusdee April 12, 2023
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squirrel pen

slang for hospital for people will serious mental illness
"Where's Dave been?" " Oh he's back in the squirrel pen again. He was saying the President got him pregnant." nut house loony bin mental institution mental hospital funny farm madhouse
by Boogieboy August 21, 2015
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Squirrel Faced

Someone who is drunk to the point of vomiting, but still has the sense to try to keep it in, thereby mouth vomiting chunks of food and bile that are now caught in the space between their cheek and gum. Recognizable signs of someone suffering from this condition are extreme perspiration, a look of intense worry, constant swallowing, and occasional burping. Slurred words often occur as well as diminished coordination.
"Dave was looking pretty squirrel faced right before he blew chunks all over Shannon."

"I saw Cindy all squirrel faced, running for the WC."

"I got a little squirrel faced yesterday when John fell into the septic tank at the party."
by VoodooSplat February 04, 2010
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