No Simp September Pass

Those who are born in September don't have to follow No Simp September, though it is advice to still follow

"Dude stop simping" "Relax, i got the No Simp September Pass, and i'm a tier 3 sub with no worries'

by Highscore November 3, 2020

Catboy simp

Is a bisexual male who is extremely submissive and obsessed with earthbound/mother as well as having a bisexual girlfriend.

Hahah he’s a Catboy simp

by Dark ham September 12, 2021

A bad simp

When Sweg lies about playing valorant on his status

Sweg “playing valorant”

The whole server: thats bullshit you’re such a bad simp sweg

by Atcyue November 1, 2020

simp

a simple-minded poser, either to themselves or to the public, typically but not exclusively related to wannabe pimps/fuckboys

Bob casts a wide-net on social media platforms to obtain a steady crop of girls to hookup with, what a simp!

by spikeydildo February 10, 2017

Simp monkey

A simp monkey is someone who is so concerned with his fragile masculinity that he plays iMessage uno with girls

Joseph Lawrence is the definition of a simp monkey

by Pee cock December 26, 2019

simp hoe

A girl a lot of boys simp for but they are not actually a hoe

Bro I’m telling you shay is a simp hoe everyone is simping for her

by Daboiregie March 29, 2020

SIMP

SIMP stands for The Slovakian Independence Movement Party, because nobody needs Czechoslovakia, only Slovakia

Us Slovaks are real SIMPs alright. For God and Country we fight like SIMPs.

by Hlinka Guard June 25, 2020