Shrek is a strong European green gremlin that lives in a swamp, he is often fighting with his pet donkey Thanos. For a hobby he likes to spank Mario.
by DatShrekGuy December 13, 2018
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Person 1: *dies a painful death*
by urmum100 December 13, 2018
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Shrek is believed to be made by god himself and was made to bring the belief of onions and on how much layers they have
Shrek is believed to be made by god himself and was made to bring the belief of onions and on how much layers they have
Shrek is praised on by the believers who believe that shrek will come down from the heavens and rip apart the non believers bit by bit
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Gabriel usually goes ham when he is on a shrekking spree, sometimes making enough to share with his bros
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