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by I.caused.911.yeet February 5, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. very sexy. our lord. our life. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
The Shrek Commandments:
I ~ Thou shalt order extra onions. I I ~ Thou shalt be a Ogre/Ogress for eternity. I I I ~ Thou shalt not disrespect holiness’s Swamp. I V ~ Thou shalt not ask the Almighty Shrek to "do the roar". V ~ Thou shalt not praise Farquads, Wreck-it Ralphs, or Fairy God Mothers. V I ~ Thou shalt not say that Pixar is better than Dream works ~ Thou shalt not speak Thy Lord's name in vain. V I I~ Thou shalt not disrespect Fiona or the Children of Shrek. X ~ Thou shalt accept the Almighty Shrek as The Lord & Savior. XI ~ Thou shalt not be mad n' jelly bro.
The Shrek Commandments:
I ~ Thou shalt order extra onions. I I ~ Thou shalt be a Ogre/Ogress for eternity. I I I ~ Thou shalt not disrespect holiness’s Swamp. I V ~ Thou shalt not ask the Almighty Shrek to "do the roar". V ~ Thou shalt not praise Farquads, Wreck-it Ralphs, or Fairy God Mothers. V I ~ Thou shalt not say that Pixar is better than Dream works ~ Thou shalt not speak Thy Lord's name in vain. V I I~ Thou shalt not disrespect Fiona or the Children of Shrek. X ~ Thou shalt accept the Almighty Shrek as The Lord & Savior. XI ~ Thou shalt not be mad n' jelly bro.
Shrek. Our life, lord and savior. Mayest though be willing to join us to find onions and enlightenment? Thy Shrek of Shekington, please, forgive me for my past sins, such as uttering the words "do the roar", disrespecting holiness's Swamp, etc., I greatly grieve those disgusting decisions, and I hope that thou's kindness shall extend to a poor one such as I. 100/10 religion i pray that you shall forgive me, and i thank thee for being thy's lord
by RuiTheEnby November 29, 2022
Get the Shrekmug. John Cena: When are you coming to the Party?
The Rock:I'm coming in about a Shrek hour. Have to buy the electronical bogaloo for my grandma in hospital she found the ketamine again.
John Cena:Oh ok can you buy one for me too? My dad died of milk overdose and I have to buy my mom a present to console her.
The Rock:I'm coming in about a Shrek hour. Have to buy the electronical bogaloo for my grandma in hospital she found the ketamine again.
John Cena:Oh ok can you buy one for me too? My dad died of milk overdose and I have to buy my mom a present to console her.
by getNutellad July 4, 2019
Get the Shrek hourmug. by ShrekLuver69420 December 20, 2020
Get the Shrekmug. by lailadakiddo October 28, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. Get the Shrekmug.