English saddle

When you pour hot tea on a woman before performing doggy style. Most commonly you pour on the ass cheeks.

Start the kettle luv, I’m horny, can we do a english saddle ye? My lil equestrian hoe

by Im-on-your-dom-wit-the-chrome June 15, 2023

Poomplex saddlemon

Welsh slang for a person with deformities which originate from incestual relationships

Have you seen Webster? Bit of a poomplex saddlemon if you ask me

by SadzRidah June 20, 2023

Plastic Saddle

A euphemism for a condom. Made famous by country singer Nat Stuckey in his song "Plastic Saddle"... Google it for lyrics.

"I can tell a fast train by the way she blows
So don't give me no plastic saddle lemme feel that leather when I ride"

by Dickless Tracy September 25, 2023

Arizona Saddlebags

Tying two or more used and filled condoms to the ends of a twirly "Doc Holiday" style moustache.

Did you see that guy? He had black cowboy boots with blue and white inlay, he's cruising for some Arizona saddlebags.

by Mike Wakoffski January 22, 2024

Elias saddem

Elias Saddem is the funniest person you’ll meet. He doesn’t show his love but he’ll do anything for the people he loves. Elias Saddem is not loved by many but the ones that love him know his sweet and soft side. Most people think he’s a player and is not capable of loving someone. But there is a girl that loves him the way he is and doesn’t care about what other people think about him.

Elias Saddem is a player for most but he definitely has a soft spot for some people.

by Ssesilyml December 28, 2024

Mississippi Saddle

When a women sits her beautiful saddle (hoohah, vagina, cooter, pussy) on your mustache.

McKayla strapped up on the Mississippi saddle and went for a ride that ended in squirt everywhere.

by Pediatric Synopsis February 5, 2026

Black saddle

A wild, no-holds-barred ride that leaves you sore in all the right places. Whether it’s a night of reckless debauchery at the bar or an unforgettable session in the bedroom, if you wake up feeling like you’ve been through a rodeo, you’ve just taken a Black Saddle.

“Dude, what happened last night?”
“Man, I hit the Black Saddle hard… still walking funny.”

by Bamsters February 10, 2025