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College Republican

The guys on college campuses who are responsible for the use and distribution of roofies (or Rohypnol) on college campuses and off-campus parties. Although they're always guilty of whatever horrid act they're accused of, they're rarely if ever held responsible, no matter how much evidence is brought against them (because of their daddies).

They are usually dressed like an 8-year-old participating in an Easter egg hunt at a country club and have some sort of run of the mill white name (i.e. Conner, Hunter, Brock, Cameron). Their favorite rapper is Post Malone because he's while and sponsored by Bud Light. Otherwise, they tend to listen to whatever is on the Top 40, refusing to leave out the N-word in singalongs.
"Who would have the caucacity to hold an all-lives-matter tiki torch rally on campus on MLK day?" "It's probably the college republicans celebrating that their Treasurer, Dakota Winthorp, only got a slap on the wrist after he was found responsible for all the roofies at that 'Fuck your holiday, THIS IS CHRISTMAS' party that had 15+ confirmed cases of date-rape"
by Honey Berry Backwood November 19, 2020
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Republican Dance Style

When someone starts dancing like Donald Trump that looks like he is air jerking two guys at once with his double fist pumping to music.
In that 3 way i would totally go republican dance style on those hot guys, but ive already voted blue.
by TheBlueWave November 7, 2020
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Republican

by MarionWebster December 26, 2020
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republican

When capitalized, Republican refers to a member of the Republican Party. When lower-case, republican means someone who is capable of jaw-dropping hypocrisy.
You didn't care one bit about the proven Russian interference in the 2016 election, but you think we need to overturn an election and start a Congressional investigation based on the paranoid delusions of a self-obsessed sociopath? How republican of you!
by IrmaGurd December 30, 2020
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January Republican

One who, after ignoring every conceivable warning sign, now, suddenly, sees what everyone had been saying all along, feigning surprise at the end result, but only after the world has already watched the shit hit the fan, exactly as predicted.
January Republicans throwing Trump under the bus after supporting him for 4 years, you ain’t fooling anybody.
by NeigbourPlease January 19, 2021
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January Republican

One who, after ignoring every conceivable warning sign, now, suddenly, sees what everyone had been saying all along, feigning surprise at the end result, but only after the world has already watched the feces hit the fan exactly as predicted.
January Republicans throwing Trump under the bus after supporting him for 4 years aren’t fooling anybody.
by NeigbourPlease January 19, 2021
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Republican

Idiot who doesn't know anything about politics
I has a republican believe in the worship of our glorious orange leader donald trump
by Zxcvnm February 25, 2021
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