marriage raped

When a significant other becomes morbidly obese resulting in a lack of chemistry between spouses.

I never thought I would feel guilty cheating, but she marriage raped me after she had my children and let herself go...

I knew things would settle down after we got hitched, but his laziness has made me lost any interest in him- i feel marriage raped!

by B702 February 3, 2008

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Date Raped Yourself

Having a sex-dream and rubbing your dick against the new, clean sheets. Suddenly you shoot your load all over yourself and that sucks...Has happened to every dude, that survived his first thirteen years

Mark: Fuck, I woke up while shooting my sperm all over my self last night

Felix: Shit, you totally date raped yourself...

by PollyPaljetter June 13, 2011

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racedar

Radar for race issues, allowing one to sense a racist, racism, etc, in their immediate vicinity. Sometimes this racedar can be all wrong, but sometimes right on. Usually physically manifests itself as a "gut feeling".

My racedar told me that when the White guy in the truck with the Confederate flag on the back called me his "Nigga" he did not mean "friend".

by Night Nurse June 20, 2006

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Nerd Raged

Getting zerged by nerds

i was going to edit the wiki for MEMS to say something like LOLZ MEMS IZ GAY AMIRITE?! but itll display my IP and i dont want to get nerd raged by the wiki nazis

by Manish K December 9, 2008

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