A female character from the anime Kuroshitsuji or Black Butler who died.
Madam red: I.. I can't! This child is my...
Grell*stabs Madam Red with death scythe*
Ciel: holy SHIT SHE JUST GOT STABBED ASDFGHJKL:
Sebastian: wait how'd you make that noise
Ciel: shit?
Sebastian: no
Ciel: well to bad, Shitbastian
Grell: Sebaschan are you going to kiss me or am I going to have to lie to my diary? :|
Madam red: I.. I can't! This child is my...
Grell*stabs Madam Red with death scythe*
Ciel: holy SHIT SHE JUST GOT STABBED ASDFGHJKL:
Sebastian: wait how'd you make that noise
Ciel: shit?
Sebastian: no
Ciel: well to bad, Shitbastian
Grell: Sebaschan are you going to kiss me or am I going to have to lie to my diary? :|
by Fandomhive47 March 5, 2017

When you kiss 💋 a lady's private areas... and things were a little messier then expected based on the time of the month.
by Red kisses 💋 July 7, 2021

a deep-voiced, badass hyperpop alias created by ericdoa on soundcloud, who says he made dante during a period of depression.
by urbandz October 14, 2021

The monday of a long weekend where a work emergency causes you to work that monday instead having a long weekend.
Awww man, the website is crashed and burned, I'm going to have to work since Memorial day just turned into red monday.
by dqb18 May 21, 2014

RED RUSS
This is where Russell Appleton gets Red and mad, like Ross out of friends.
A Red Russ can happen anytime of the day but is most likely to be at work when he has nashed up.
RED RUSS
This is where Russell Appleton gets Red and mad, like Ross out of friends.
A Red Russ can happen anytime of the day but is most likely to be at work when he has nashed up.
RED RUSS
by Ricky Garfish January 14, 2008

noun., A red beer is similar to a michelada (or 'chelada) but not as fancy. Simply mix up one part light lager or IPA to one part V8 vegetable juice (the "Spicy" variety if you're feeling adventurous") and sock it down -- the colder it is, the better it works as a "hair of the dog" hangover remedy.
Jerry: "Fuck, dude, too much rye last night. Build me a red beer, will ya?"
Jake: "Yeah, I hear ya, I'll make two."
Jake: "Yeah, I hear ya, I'll make two."
by Hellzapoppin' May 31, 2018

Possibly the best football side in the whole of Europe. Won numerous UEFA Champions League trophies, and consistently come first in the top-tier English Premier League, except in 2007 when Manchester United bought Olympic deep-sea diver Christiano Ronaldo. Dag & Red ahve a rich and significant culture, with people such as the Prince of Wales and the Duchess of Cornwall having played for and represented the club. Dag and Red kicks your ass.
Guy 1: I support Chelsea!
Guy 2: I support Man U!
Guy 3: I support Arsenal!
Guy 4: I support Liverpool!
Guy 5: You bunch of tossers. Dag and Red are so good that they can juggle a football with their hands. When they chuck a free throw, they get so much leverage that their feet leave the ground. Tossers.
Guy 2: I support Man U!
Guy 3: I support Arsenal!
Guy 4: I support Liverpool!
Guy 5: You bunch of tossers. Dag and Red are so good that they can juggle a football with their hands. When they chuck a free throw, they get so much leverage that their feet leave the ground. Tossers.
by ronaldo can go dive in a sea August 29, 2009
