shock red

The highly dreaded hideous color that the face/neck area turns as a result of being a virgin-loving fifty year old hick man with a ponytail, extreme embarrassment, over enthusiastic laughter, highly tropical climates, or barking like a dog at the feet of innocent high schoolers.

I turned Shock red when I noticed the people watching me dance.

by always a critic always February 12, 2014

red doggin'

having sexual intercourse with a female on her period.

My girl is on the rag. So if I want some, I will have to go red doggin'.

by Hard Shell January 11, 2013

Red-Tan

A combination of skin that has become tan and skin that is still red from a sunburn. It appears when you start to expose skin to the sun for long periods of time when you previously never did.

Man, my arms are so red-tan when I start working outside in the summer.

by Teejs52 June 23, 2008

Red Russ

RED RUSS

This is where Russell Appleton gets Red and mad, like Ross out of friends.

A Red Russ can happen anytime of the day but is most likely to be at work when he has nashed up.

RED RUSS

RED RUSS loses at poker and goes RED RED RED

by Ricky Garfish January 14, 2008

Red Monday

The monday of a long weekend where a work emergency causes you to work that monday instead having a long weekend.

Awww man, the website is crashed and burned, I'm going to have to work since Memorial day just turned into red monday.

by dqb18 May 21, 2014

Red Kisses

When you kiss 💋 a lady's private areas... and things were a little messier then expected based on the time of the month.

I would love to give you red kisses. Idc about the consequences

by Red kisses 💋 July 7, 2021

dante red

a deep-voiced, badass hyperpop alias created by ericdoa on soundcloud, who says he made dante during a period of depression.

Have you ever listened to dante red on soundcloud? Every song he makes is fire..

by urbandz October 14, 2021