Quartercunt

When a woman's vag doesn't mature with the rest of her

Quartercunt = 1/4 size cunt

I couldn't fit it into that vag. She's a quartercunt.

by El Doktor May 12, 2007

Emo Quartet plus tøp

The emo quartet consists of My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy and Panic! At The Disco. Followers of CrankThatFrank (youtuber) usually include Twenty Øne Piløts even though they aren't really apart of it.

I love the Emo Quartet plus TØP!

by booklover1238 March 25, 2018

quarter life crisis

People who experience a midlife crisis at around 20 years old instead of their 40s and 50s. Usually male.

Tom got out of college and immeditaly bought a big flashy car. He must be going through a quarter life crisis.

by The CJyoo May 11, 2004

Emo Quartet

After the recent cancellation of Panic! At The Disco, and Twenty One Pilots, the emo quartet lineup has changed. It is now My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Paramore and The Academy Is.. (No, these bands aren’t actually being called Emo, it is just metaphorical)

My favorite bands are in the emo quartet!

by gabilliam is real September 3, 2020

quarter

a condom or also known as a rubber

so playa ya eva got a chance 2 use that quarter.

by susan October 24, 2003

Quarterback Keeper

A turd that comes out of a quarterback's anus that is so big, it will not flush!

Jerry: Hey moe! Come here!

Moe: What?

Jerry: Look at my quarterback keeper in the toilet!

by Sam M. October 29, 2005

monday morning quarterback

Used to describe monday morning's on the toilet when your poop is only quarter-way out of your butt and doesn't want to come out just yet...thus making it a long process to finish

"why were you late for work today?"
"i had a monday morning quarterback"
"oh i see, carry on"

by mmqer January 17, 2019