puppet nigga

A nigga that lets a bitch string his ass along and sucks up instead of being his own person

He a wack ass puppet nigga

by Street86 August 12, 2016

Parpportunity

An opportunity to be decidedly average.

Guy 1: Last night I went to the club and saw this sexy chick, but I was too scared to talk to her.

Guy 2: Seems like you grasped your parpportunity.

by Geoffswrong June 17, 2016

Puppy Shooter

Coined by entrepreneur guru Ken Singer, also known as Ken, the Puppy Shooter is the person who will tell you your ideas suck. This term is usually applied in an entrepreneurial scenario. *Important to note that one should shoot the puppy, not strangle.

Who is the Puppy Shooter on your team?

by sushimushy June 1, 2016

puppy-dog book

A used book (overall condition unimportant) that an avid reader "rescues" from a library sale, used-bookstore, clearance shelf, or home of a downsizing relative, without any immediate need for it but in the fear it will be pulped otherwise. The term puppy-dog comes from the similarity to rescuing an animal and taking it home to a house already full of cats and dogs, for fear it would otherwise be euthanized.

"Did you really need to buy DISCOURSES ON LIVY by Niccolo Machiavelli?"
"Well . . . it's a puppy-dog book to me. It's a good clean copy, it was cheap, eventually I may find time to read it, and most of all I couldn't bear the idea of it hitting the recycling bin and sent to print heaven."

by al-in-chgo August 4, 2016

puppy dog stage

When a newfound couple is lovestruck and overly affectionate with eachother.

Why are they both so clingy?

They just started dating a week ago they're still in the puppy dog stage.

by crazypineapples August 17, 2016

puppy punter

1.) a person who distance kicks young canines for sport 2.) an asshole who enjoys inflicting harm on others, particularly defenseless victims

1.) I told my son to stop being a puppy punter, lest he turns serial killer. 2.) My soon-to-be ex's lawyer is a real puppy punter - he's trying to make me pay child support on the kid and I ain't even the daddy.

by Scrappy4 June 5, 2017

puppet fucking

A common position used for men with erectile dysfunction. The man ties a string to his penis and manipulates the dick to act like a manned puppet. The man must also become a ventriloquist and talk through his penis.

I'm puppet fucking the shit outta you.

by Snitches.get.stiches. August 26, 2017