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doggo punch

Right when you get home and your dog runs up to you and gets on its hind legs to greet you, putting its paws on you while hitting you with said paws. It is most effective when the owner has been gone for more than six hours. The ultra rare Final Form Doggo will actually be able to kill with its flurry of punches.
Guy walks through the door to his home, and the dog runs up to him and doggo punches him a little. The guy then puts down his bags from work, gets the leash and proceeds to walk the dog to satiate its excitement.
by sirdraxTM November 29, 2016
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punching 10k

Male masturbation, while wearing an activity tracker such as a fitbit, which has the side effect of boosting ones step count for the day.
Bill: How does Tom manage to average 11,000 steps a day? He's hardly fit, yet he always beats my weekly step count.
Jeff: That's cause Tom spends his mornings and evenings punching 10k.
by Frustrated_Driver November 13, 2016
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Diddy Punch

The term originating in the incident in which Diddy punched a guy in the jaw when he took offense at Diddy chatting up his girl.
He diddy punched the fool who was talkin up the girl he brought to the party.
by Sterces October 18, 2008
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Mikey Punch

When a male soaks a females lady parts in sweet tea with a sponge for 75 seconds, then proceeds to slurping the sweet tea out.
Jim: aye what’d u give her
Mike: a little Mikey punch
by johndickens69 March 12, 2018
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Viltrumite Punch

A term used for whenever a Viltrumite pierces through the chest of their enemy with their opened hand, acting as a sort of blade, in the well-known indie comic, "Invincible". This form of an attack was intended for a quick kill throughout the series and is well known for the Viltrumite race's usage of such attack.
Conquest just fucking Viltrumite Punched Invincible!!
by Bonnie Knight June 14, 2018
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Probation Punch

When you use your bail time to find the guy that snitched and punch them in the face.
'I've gotta be back in jail by 8pm, time to give Larry a probation punch'

'Probation Punch Bitch!' <pow>
by neoshinobii July 5, 2014
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Milner Punch

May cause broken rib, and or intense bitching. Other side affects include pain all the fucking time.
I milner punched charlie and broke his rib.
by y0 m4m4 15 m1n3 August 14, 2010
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