State Dependant Presentation

When one needs to be intoxicated in order to stand up in front of a group of people to give a oral presentation.
The only way to be successful is too alter ones state of mind.

I have a state dependant presentation later today, I better start drinking now.

by River21 December 14, 2013

State Dependent Presentation

When one needs to be intoxicated in order to stand up in front of a group of people to give a oral presentation.

The only way to be successful for the upcoming presentation is too alter ones state of mind.

I have a state dependent presentation later today, I better start drinking now.

by River21 December 14, 2013

retail loss prevention

When someone steals in a store. Whether or not it is a worker or a shopper

The school store had a retail loss but the manager is creating a retail loss prevention group retail lossprevention

by smartdefinitions 10003430 December 13, 2017

Ninety eight percent

Just barely made the cut

She’s 98.5% your seriously lucky dude

Your friend is ninety eight percent

by Samosaswiththamostas August 23, 2018

Living in the present

Staying open and being loyal

To achieve a good relationship, we must living in the present by being open and staying loyal

by Pink gin May 19, 2020

Ass cavity prevention

An itch in your inner asshole requiring to to scrub your inner asshole with a tooth brush

Bro I got to use that ass cavity prevention method to get rid of this ass cavity

by Thick coc nigger April 30, 2020

Guantanamo Christmas Present

When a girl is on top of you riding your face, she squirts without warning, effectively water-boarding you.

Dude, last night this chick gave me a Guantanamo Christmas Present.

by Wang Bendanez September 4, 2020