Pre-Cheating

The act of purposely flirting with someone even though you are currently in a relationship.

Sara: "Did you hear that Kati was totally flirting with that foreign guy on the European field trip?"
Danae:"Wait isn't she dating Chris?:
Sara:"Yes, she is totally pre-cheating!"

by Vance Freeman December 24, 2010

hot glue pre-cum

Seen when a small glob of hot glue that comes out when the hot glue gun has become hot enough. Often not expected and leaves a mess on the counter.

Damn it, I was trying to fix my camera today and the hot glue pre-cum got all over the table.

by luckytyger December 30, 2009

pre-med

Large number of students who wish to be doctors one day. Because of the amount of work they do and the amount of schooling they have to go through, other students usually hate on them and call them suck-ups. However, this is usually just a simple case of envy in which the other student is jealous of the pre-med's brilliance, work-ethic, and earning potential.

Other student: Yo, you're such a kiss-ass. Stop sucking up so much in school.
Pre-med: Don't hate because you know you can't do this work.

Other student: The world would be better without you pre-meds.
Pre-med: Keep saying that until you're in the hospital about to die and see what your doctor says.

by sayinthetruth October 17, 2011

pre-spunker

aldolescent boy who does not yet ejaculate, or, generally - under aged/illegal gay partner

I waited for an hour in the bog, but all I saw was a cute blond pre-spunker

by dilbert scrunchie June 13, 2003

pre-manstrual syndrome

When a male is pissy and irritable for no apparent reason; the male version of PMS

Charlie must have pre-manstrual syndrome because he started yelling at everyone for no reason.

by Frannie U January 11, 2009

pre drunk

the state of euphoria when you know that you will be getting drunk later

also known as pd

we were so pre drunk at dinner today we couldnt stop laughing

by one ill bitch October 16, 2009

Pre - Slam Jam

The miraculous jig performed upon discovering that you will indeed "get laid." This results in exceeding excitation causing one's penis or clitoris to become engorged. The Pre - Slam Jam can be performed to one's favourite or horniest song. This dance can include your hottest club scene moves, (i.e. the Charleston), performed in hopes of further engorging thy partner's genitalia. Clothing is optional.

Partner 1: OMG Justin I haven't seen you in sooooo looooonnnnng (excessive kissing and genitalia rubbing)

Justin: Hold on a sec, this is my first time, let me go grab my viagra so I can keep it up, turn on some Marvin Gaye......and LET'S GET IT ON!!!!

Partner 1: Do that sexy dance you did earlier on that male stripper Justin!!!

Justin: Imma hop to it, PRE - SLAM JAM IT ISSSSSSS!!!!!!!

by Rockefellar Skank December 10, 2010