Fuck tha Police 

An alternative to "Don't worry" or, "What's the worse that could happen?"

"Hey Derek, would you care for a glass of wine to go with your viel?"
"Thank you Charles, but I'm not sure about that."
"Come on, Derek, fuck tha police."
"Well, when you put it that way... Sure!"

or,

"I think I'm having a heart attack."
"Wow, man! Fuck tha police! I'll call an ambulance!"

or,

"This recent dip in company shares has me really worried."
"C'mon man, fuck tha police."
"You're right, it'll all work out eventually."

"Yo niggaz, dis sherm head asshole be dissin my bitch!"
"Fuck tha police man, lets go pop this buster mother fucker!"

Fuck tha Police by E. E. May 13, 2005

karma police 

Top Notch Bawse individual/s only one phone call away when your relationship partner is pissing you off. usually people you crave and your bf/gf wouldn't be very fond of because of their ability to showcase a "project x" type of night.

the type of people your partner doesn't want you around due to their high rate of panty dropping, bottle popping, laughing till you got a 12 pack caliber of an event.

the karma police are on patrol to entertain, sexually heal and make you remember what fun really is when you been locked down in a lame relationship for way to long.

GIRL 1 "i cant believe the night we had with those guys.. we didnt get home til the next day!"
GIRL 2 "stfu i have a hangover i got 29 missed calls from my jackass bf and i dont even care"
GIRL 1 "we should call the karma police more often! ;)"
GIRL 2 "our secret ;)"

karma police by illmaculate69 October 18, 2012

Grammar Police Brutality 

1. Overracting to mistakes, misspellings and shortcuts in texts, email, status updates, etc.

2. Incorrectly "correcting" anothers grammar mistake, when you are in fact the one who is wrong.

1. I can't believe that idiot spelled "your" as "ur". What an asshole!

Whoa..."Grammar Police Brutality"! What's the BFD??

2. That moron spelled "potato" wrong...everyone knows there's a E on the end of that shit!

Hey, settle down, Dan Quayle! No need for the "Grammar Police Brutality"

Grammar Police Brutality by TheRealSwizzle April 17, 2011

Wallad police 

Man that fights a Wallad. Will fuck them on sight at any given chance.

Carl: Ay man did you see the Wallad police earlier today?

John: Nah, what happened

Carl: He copped a Wallad and fucked his ass.

Wallad police by :wheelchair: January 19, 2020

care police 

A police organization formed for people who do not want to hear others whine about meaningless and random occurences that happen in their boring lives.
Lit. Teacher: "Hamlet can either be described as sane or insane and this all depends on how you interpret his actions in the play."

Me: "Wow... Someone call the care police."

...............___@@@__
......_____//____?____\______
----o--------CARE-POLICE----@) NEE NOR NEE NOR
-----`--(@)=====+====(@)-

care police by Tai Nguyen February 16, 2005

oder police 

If they find ODers/Online daters they will stop them and if they don't stop they start shooting and its a mess but funny.

ODer1: mwa mwa mwa
ODer2: mwa mwa mwa
ODer police: STOP NOW
ODer1:no
ODer Police: ~shots them~
Both ODers: AAAAAAAA ~dies~
ODer police: NO ONLINE DATING!!!!

oder police by ドリームクラウド December 17, 2020

html police

Virtual policing of hyper text markup language.

You can use graphics any way it suits you, no html police will stop you.

html police by Hercolena Oliver May 16, 2008