poke-the-pope

a sex term. It is Pronounced just like it looks. To "poke the pope" is to have sexual intercourse with a large or fat man. how the term came about is unknown.

She's going to poke-the-pope tomorrow over at her friend's party, despite what she may have said.

by Mr. raindrop July 03, 2009

poke phone

when ur playing pokemon go and a fit girl walks past, so to not seem like a nerd u pretend to scroll and put ur phone to ur earand act like ur speaking yo someone famous

lonner: quick shaniqu is coming

lonner2: get out ur poke phones ladz ;)

by Bigb1gballer September 18, 2016

don't poke the bull

Warning of a negative outcome if you were to provoke a situation.

Similar to don't poke the bear but better

"Don't poke the bull, or your gunna get the horns"

"Don't poke the bull, or your gunna get the horns"

by AndiAmesMontez July 28, 2017

poke smocker

Pot smoker

That guy is a heavy poke smocker.

by talminator April 04, 2016

poking the pope

a word for female masturbation

hey jennifer what you doing tonight?
nothing much but i think i might be poking the pope

by big boi con September 17, 2015

Poking a Marshmallow

Where a butch lesbian, single handedly fists a fellow partner. Usually occurs during camping.

That noise you heard from Hannah’s tent last night was from Terisa poking a marshmallow.

by Jake the sudo snake September 16, 2021

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick

Better than nothing.

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

by Shuaman December 30, 2021