Parker

Usually a pale kid who has blue eyes and dirty blonde flippy hair. They have soft faces and rosey red cheeks. They can get any girl they want but usually fall for short girls with K names. They crush hard. They are very lovable and are cuddly teddy bears. They make the absolute best boyfriend. If you find one, consider yourself lucky af. They are one in a million.

"Damn, Parker is so hot! I wish he was mine."

by superhuman01221 May 31, 2016

gum parker

the area beneath a man's nutsack, convenient for a whore to put her gum while she gives head.

Yolanda popped out her Dentyne and untilized the gum parker while she earned her ten dollars.

by rocky rockmonoff May 24, 2006

mini pecker

A penis that isn't very large

Nathan: My friend Horrocks apparently has a two inch terror.
Olly: Nah I heard it was more a mini pecker

by GangstarRhymes July 7, 2016

black decker woody wood pecker

A black dick that is hard.

Jason had a black decker woody wood pecker.

by s3333xy July 11, 2010

pecker pat

An extremely painful action done to an unsuspecting male. Involves the rapid slapping of the region between the legs with the back of the hand. Often performed by assholes who think they're being funny (or friendly, in which case the victim should run, if able.)

"Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with you, you stupid asshole?"
"My grandpa enjoyed it."

by cpoc December 9, 2003

parker kate

The most beautiful, talented, short, gorgeous, special, poopy girl in the land. She is most likely a 10 year old who wears unicorn pajamas. Or a elderly man with shingles. Your pick, that's your chiz.

Oh, she's a Parker Kate? What a beautiful psycho.

by Allurdreamsyoucantachieve January 7, 2017

Peckers

A small spliff that doesn’t have much marijuana in it. Typically had early in the morning or very late at night.

Yo, you wanna bark a peckers?

by CdotBigz November 5, 2018