A device consisting of a standard funnel and tube which women use to urinate into an empty bottle, sometimes when camping in a tent or on a long road trip.
Woman: "Hey, I gotta take a pee real quick..."
Man: "Oh ok, I'll pull over at the next rest stop."
Woman: "Haha, no worries, I've got my pee funnel and an empty gatorade bottle, you just watch the road."
Man: "Oh ok, I'll pull over at the next rest stop."
Woman: "Haha, no worries, I've got my pee funnel and an empty gatorade bottle, you just watch the road."
by Ranchero_sauce September 20, 2013
by TRM November 21, 2007
Laying down flat on the toilet to pee. Usually necessary due to a boner, because you’re not sure about your aim, or you’re bored with standard peeing strategies.
- James: "I saw Zac Efron horizontal peeing in the trailer for that movie That Awkward Moment and decided to give it a try."
- Mike: "How'd it go?"
- James: "Good. I touched the water.”
- Mike: "How'd it go?"
- James: "Good. I touched the water.”
by the fuuuuck? January 08, 2014
A pee fetish is when you have a strong desire to pee in odd places and be around pee frequently. This may include the simple thing of peeing in you bed with another person there. It also may include sleeping in someone else's pee. Having a pee fetish is not a problem, though it is a weird desire slash obsession to have, most will overlook this fetish if you do not push you strong desires to be around pee on them. If you are curious if you have a pee fetish you can check this list of symptoms or traits of those with pee fetishes.
1. You have peed in your bed
2. You have peed in your bed along with someone else there.
3. You have peed in your bed along with another person peeing in the bed as well.
4. You have slept in a bed once you have peed in it.
5. You have peed in places that are unusual, like your closet.
6. You have a bucket designated as the pee bucket
7. You have know that another person has peed in a bed and then proceed to sleep in that bed while the pee is still wet.
People who have pee fetishes do tend to frequently deny having them. The first step in accepting, or overcoming your fetish (this depends on if you like having a pee fetish or not), is to accept that you have one. It is best to be open about this fetish so others are not shocked about your extreme love for pee.
This is a pee fetish that is not sexual. There are pee fetishes that are sexual, however this is not one. This fetish is simply a love for pee. There is no sexual arousal from peeing on someone or watching them pee in this particular fetish. Do not be alarmed if you have hooked up in a pee covered area. This does not mean that pee turns you on sexually, it just means that you have no problem with being covered in pee. Having a pee fetish is not necessarily a problem. You true friends will still love you and accept you for who you are.
1. You have peed in your bed
2. You have peed in your bed along with someone else there.
3. You have peed in your bed along with another person peeing in the bed as well.
4. You have slept in a bed once you have peed in it.
5. You have peed in places that are unusual, like your closet.
6. You have a bucket designated as the pee bucket
7. You have know that another person has peed in a bed and then proceed to sleep in that bed while the pee is still wet.
People who have pee fetishes do tend to frequently deny having them. The first step in accepting, or overcoming your fetish (this depends on if you like having a pee fetish or not), is to accept that you have one. It is best to be open about this fetish so others are not shocked about your extreme love for pee.
This is a pee fetish that is not sexual. There are pee fetishes that are sexual, however this is not one. This fetish is simply a love for pee. There is no sexual arousal from peeing on someone or watching them pee in this particular fetish. Do not be alarmed if you have hooked up in a pee covered area. This does not mean that pee turns you on sexually, it just means that you have no problem with being covered in pee. Having a pee fetish is not necessarily a problem. You true friends will still love you and accept you for who you are.
by nataliesmile April 22, 2009
verb. literal - is when your rowdy roddy piper is in a girl's exit hole and you flush out your bladder in her anal cavity. figurative - is just when you see a girl who is kinda busted but you'd bang her anyway.
by johnny tsunami loves the punani July 10, 2006
a.k.a.: "P-mail"
A message left by one land-based mammal for another through the method of depositing urine in a place where another mammal is meant to discover and interpret it. Message is limited to the format of a personal add (species, gender, age, health & pregnancy status, etc.) but does include a rough timestamp. As with most messaging standards, readers will very according to quality and the accuracy of the information extracted from the message will vary accordingly. This method of messaging is used extensively by wild animals "marking their territory" and domesticated dogs on walks in public places.
A message left by one land-based mammal for another through the method of depositing urine in a place where another mammal is meant to discover and interpret it. Message is limited to the format of a personal add (species, gender, age, health & pregnancy status, etc.) but does include a rough timestamp. As with most messaging standards, readers will very according to quality and the accuracy of the information extracted from the message will vary accordingly. This method of messaging is used extensively by wild animals "marking their territory" and domesticated dogs on walks in public places.
It is nearly impossible to run with my dog in the park because he is generally too focused on checking and responding to his pee-mail for us to gain any momentum.
by The Stever February 28, 2009
by Teh Pope February 27, 2005