Toilet Paper Roulette

This happens when everyone in your household is trying to be the one not to change the toilet paper roll. Everyone measures the amount they take according to what's left on the roll.

Aww shit, Arnold left only 1 square left on the toilet paper roll. Looks like I lost this round of Toilet Paper Roulette.

by Tustin May 11, 2011

Stacking Paper Mafia

Stacking Paper Mafia is a large group of thugs who will do anything to get some money this is obviously why they are called Stacking Paper Mafia. They are usually nonviolent, unless you play with there money. No one really knows what they do to get this money. There colors are green and white. Many people call is SPM for short.

"Don't mess with Stacking Paper Mafia, you know they bout that life"

by bout that life October 18, 2012

paper fucked

fucked over by paper

when i saw there was no more toilet paper i knew i was paper fucked

by joboxer March 29, 2009

Paper Bagger

Someone with an ugly face but hot body; a paper bag over the head would render them infinitely more sexually attractive.

Amy: Is Katy's new boyfriend hot?
Rachel: He works out a lot but he has acne and crooked teeth. He's a total Paper Bagger.

by livefastdieyoung August 9, 2009

paper hand

son of bitch how sold his stocks by getting scared watch CNBC

CNBC (BILL ACKMAN) :- "Hell is coming." SELL EVERTHING
Paper hander :- oh fuck! SELL SELL SELL.

by runninghorsepru March 12, 2021

paper bag brother

man with a great body but fugly face, making a paper bag over the head necessary for sex. Male equivalent of butterface.

Her boyfriend is nice enough, but he's a paper bag brother all the way.

by veronica hope May 25, 2006

dirty toilet paper face

Girl that makes you upset. Worse then a poopy face cause it is all wrapped around you.

examples= danielle cole (cunt) rhiannon baladez (whore)

by cambells chunky beef January 8, 2005