Parker

a super sexy girl that likes to hangout in her basement and play pokemon. she knows all the pokemons name because they once visited her in a dream. she likes to walk around naked because she is not ashamed of her body like all you uptight bitches and hoes. has a huge donk and double ds and a vajayjay made of butter and gold.

man that chick is such a parker
helllll no theres only one parker

by pinktaco3535 March 5, 2011

Francis W. Parker

A K-12 private school in Lincoln Park, Chicago IL. It's teaching style is based off Colonel Francis W. Parker's ways of progressive teaching. The students are taught to be creative and stand up for what they believe in. The school has many courses including english, history, math, science, languages, and many electives.

Francis W. Parker is an incredible school!

by FWPcolonel December 31, 2010

parker

A person who fails to share a marijuana cigarette.

Stop being a parker and pass the J

by Stannis November 3, 2007

Dirty Parker

When the guy you’re having sex with cums too early and keeps thrusting with a soft cock.

“Was the sex good last night with that guy you met? - “no, he gave me a dirty Parker and just mashed a floppy all night”.

by Benjikillamilla April 14, 2020

Valet Parker

A stalker. My friend told me of a crime when a valet parker copied a woman's house keys and hid under her bed with duct tape,ropes and a camera. He was caught by the woman's boyfriend. I took the name from there.

He is valet parking you!
He's a valet parker.
Did she used to valet park you?

by OCMaria December 22, 2005

Parker

Parker is a super sweet guy and can change your miss instantly! He can make anyone laugh after anything. He will help you for so much, and he makes the most perfect boyfriend in the world. Don't let a Parker go girls, he's a real keeper. Jk he's a mother fucking douce asshole and you should probably hate him. He will date you, but only if you have a nice ass and boobs. Ps he has a small dick. K bye.

Girl one: Parker is so sweet!

Me: what are you on?

by Swagswagswag420jkdrugsrbad February 21, 2015

peter parker

when you have sex with a girl in a spiderman outfit, then return later on in the day with no outfit on. and have sex with her again acting like you never met her.

i pulled a peter parker on a girl the other day.

by tkifr February 17, 2008