a ninja panda has the power to make you blow up on sight, even the strongest of opponents cannot resist, captain falcon,a slushie machine,chuck norris and shoop the whoop are all powerless all with one bamboo sword.
the bamboo sword is made from bamboo and
galaxy juice.
a discarded ninja panda tooth can summen mothra and godzilla.
a ninja pandas diet is
-oreos
-apple juice
-kitty intestines
-albatross blood
and nuclear bombs.
the ninja panda is found in only one spot and that is in the center of the universe but when found the ninja panda will destroy the universe then ride a trogdore to a new universe.
that is the ninja panda.
the bamboo sword is made from bamboo and
galaxy juice.
a discarded ninja panda tooth can summen mothra and godzilla.
a ninja pandas diet is
-oreos
-apple juice
-kitty intestines
-albatross blood
and nuclear bombs.
the ninja panda is found in only one spot and that is in the center of the universe but when found the ninja panda will destroy the universe then ride a trogdore to a new universe.
that is the ninja panda.
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Get the giant panda mug.first of all i would like to point out that all these definitions are completely wrong. a sneaky panda is a mythical creature rumored to leap from bushes and ejaculate onto unsuspecting passerby's faces.
the common misconception is that a "sneaky panda" is a sexual act between two partners. when the male is pounding the female from behind, pulls out and spits on her back to make her think he just came. but then flips her over and pops in her face. this act however, is actually properly called the"philly fake-out"
the common misconception is that a "sneaky panda" is a sexual act between two partners. when the male is pounding the female from behind, pulls out and spits on her back to make her think he just came. but then flips her over and pops in her face. this act however, is actually properly called the"philly fake-out"
by savory one April 4, 2009
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Get the sneaky panda mug.it walks upright,Rapes at will,and has an astounding genitalia. goes after anyone not wearing pants. reports have been filed about the bfpm (butt fuck panda man) or Anal Beast of Michigan that he has been seen mostly around the metro Detroit area.
Brett: is Dan at school today?
Aimee:No man, he had a late night with the Butt Fuck Panda Man.
Brett: Wowee! he got corn holed by the butt fuck panda man! poor guy.
Aimee:No man, he had a late night with the Butt Fuck Panda Man.
Brett: Wowee! he got corn holed by the butt fuck panda man! poor guy.
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