Refers to da sour-faced "significant reducing of da total-amount figure" action performed by da irritated bank-teller who processes da night/weekend deposits, after she actually **counts** da cash or totals up da checks dat you placed in da deposit-envelope and inserted into da night-depository, only to discover dat da supposedly-large amount dat you'd claimed to have deposited when you'd filled in da "deposit amount" line on da envelope was grossly "inflated" --- i.e., you claimed to have deposited a sizeable amount, when in reality you had merely left a few bucks in the envelope! Well, serves you right --- I mean, you didn't truly believe dat da teller wasn't gonna actually COUNT da cash or checks in da envelope to CONFIRM dat you really had deposited as much as you'd claimed you did, didja??? I mean, zheee-yeesh... if bank-tellers always just unquestioningly trusted da stated amounts of people's deposits, then many folks would just gleefully scribble in some astronomical amount whenever they made a "non-face-to-face" deposit (i.e., not making da deposit in person, where da teller would count it right there in front of you), and then da banks would be obliged to credit da depositers with a lot of unearned income!
I'm an honest guy, and so I've never tried to actually deceive a bank into crediting me for more money than I'd actually deposited; the farthest I've ever gone is to merely play a little joke on the teller by inserting a phony million-dollar bill in among the fives and tens in the deposit envelope before deadpanningly handing it to the teller, and then seeing the teller's surprised/amused reaction when she sees the obviously-fake "bar-M" bill. The teller then performs a quick "de-posit" to accurately record the much-more-paltry sum that I'm actually submitting, and then smugly hands me back the gag-bill along with my deposit-receipt.
by QuacksO October 2, 2020
Get the de-positmug. person 1" I'm likin' ya Outfit."
person 2'Yea ya outfit is Hott.'
person 3 Good look on da Positive Jewels.
person 2'Yea ya outfit is Hott.'
person 3 Good look on da Positive Jewels.
by Philly Boy June 27, 2005
Get the positive jewelsmug. Punching a Girls Stomach Before Inserting Your Dick. You Have To Activate Your Inner Sandworm. Like In The Movie Dune.
by TBAT is TBAT April 20, 2024
Get the dune sex positionmug. The sexual act of a woman making a 6 with her hand to stroke a man as he makes a seven with 3 fingers (2 in the pink 1 in the stink) and fingers her for 6-7 minutes.
Man: Your six was so good.
Woman: Your seven was incredible.
Man: this was best 67 ive ever had!
Mason: 6-7!!
- the 67 position -
Woman: Your seven was incredible.
Man: this was best 67 ive ever had!
Mason: 6-7!!
- the 67 position -
by Nōtarin September 27, 2025
Get the the 67 positionmug. by ExtraProtein December 11, 2017
Get the prison positionmug. Positive gangster is a gangster for God doesn't back down from any evil in short Arturo Montezuma Montezuma
by R2O September 23, 2022
Get the Positive gangstermug. The couch position requires 2 female sex partners and one male sex partner. The male sex partner is required to lay down on a flat surface with his back on the ground . Next, the 2 females must sit on his face and penis. Now the female on the penis can act as this is a normal ride on a penis. The female on the face gets the males tounge inserted into the females vigina. It is optional but the females can also make out while on the couch position, making it the triangle position.
by Bl4ke September 28, 2017
Get the Couch positionmug.