Halal Pi

When the digits of the number π used in a given calculation to a certain degree of accuracy to produce a product need to be checked and approved by certified Islamist or Mohammedan educators before it could be sold to green customers.

The Taliban warn green publishers that only math titles that have the “halal pi” stamp on them could be used in local universities.

by Fasters February 11, 2022

3.14159 pi

how to make a pi
3 whole numbers
1 tenth
4 hundredths
1 thousandth
5 ten thousandth
9 hundred thousandth

Preheat the oven to addition setting. Mix the ingredients in the order of the ingredients. Place it into a pi mould. Please place it in the oven for 3 hours. Take it out and decorate it however you want. I usually put some 265 billionths.

Effects: Makes you good at maths. Can calculate quickly mentally. Level up ur knowledge by 20 levels.

I found a recipe to make the legendary 3.14159 pi.

by some person on the interent August 06, 2022

beta theta pi

The best frat ever. Which isn't saying much. All the guys are mid, yet the atmosphere is top tier. If you go to a beta party, you will feel like a ten simply because these men are desperate. Stay away from Topher.

1: Did you hear beta theta pi is throwing tonight?
2: Oh shit! Don't drink that wine again!

by bingbong27 January 10, 2022

pi (math)

3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233 786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006 606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146 951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749 567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190 702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827 785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923 542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049 951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010 003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882 353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938095257201

lol nope.
I aint doing this shit today

pi (math) bruh

by stortankelitetbean November 09, 2021

Delta sigma Pi

A bunch of bozos who run around in suits thinking it makes them important. The reality is that all of them come from affluent backgrounds and will get in anywhere because their dads are Vice Presidents of Goldman.

Someone tell Chad that Delta sigma Pi won't make his dick any bigger.

by MickeySingh April 12, 2022

Throat Pied

When a Robert blasts a load on a Garah’s throat!!! Like a cream pie but for the tonsils

Garah got throat pied by Robert!

by Dirty Deedsy June 06, 2024

Toilet Pi

When you treasure your time in the toilet to let your wandering mind act as a catalyst to increase your chances of experiencing an aha about or on the number π.

Carlos looks forward to doing his daily business because on a few occasions he’s struck with some toilet pi epiphanies.

by Numerati November 12, 2023