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parent

1- Father or mother.
2- Living being that generated/made another living being.
Parent.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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Panda Parents

The exact opposite of Tiger parents or Tiger Mom/Dad. They are lazy and don't care much for what there kids do.
Dude his/her parents are total panda parents.
by slide street January 26, 2016
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Parental Notification

TFW all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned interest of The Rents.

The Rents take an artificial and outsized interest in your mundane posts this time of year because they want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections so you can have dry turkey and iced tea on the couch like God intended, in memory of the Fifth Commandment (the one about mum and dad).
Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?

Bro, my socials are blowing up. So many dots.

What did you post?

A picture of my sandwich.

Let me see.

Oh, Bro. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
by anonymous November 15, 2023
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IPad Parents

Parents whom, instead of engaging with their child themselves, give the child an electronic device, usually an IPad, and let the IPad keep the child busy rather than them.
I had IPAD Parents growing up, I didn't even know their names until I was 9.
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024
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The Parental Mantra

What do you do if you child's a cunt?
Kick that brat out and light up a blunt.
I recite the parental mantra every morning.
by shittickler March 22, 2024
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priscilla lima parente

shes brazilian but lives in miami. she was born in new jersey and has freckles. she went to presbyterian then pinecrest then carver then reef then palmetto. shes v silly and fun
person 1.you wanna be friends with this brazilian miami girl shes unpredictable
person 2. oh lit i think ur talking about priscilla lima parente
by frannie crosiff July 18, 2023
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parents

something the Maximoff twins don't have
Wanda and Pietro Maximoff dont have parents
by gayweirdo_AshePugh September 2, 2021
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