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Pan-ic

When a pansexual person experiences gay panic for literally anyone (cooking pans included)
Harry: Oh my god did you see that cute guy over there?
Jienn: Yes. I spoke to him, he made me so flustered. Literally just pan-ic.
by Don'tWorryAboutItt January 12, 2022
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Pan without the cake

A Pansexual that has no ass
Damn im such a Pan without the cake
by 404cisnotfound May 13, 2022
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pan-meta theory

Paradigm that individual intention is modular. Occasionally, the theory of everything.

An addendum to triene-ism.

Pan-meta theory is an infinite line of equally long-discrete-parts that curves from trans-infinite space to super-symmetry.
The paradigm that states that human intention contains its pre-requisite definitions is triene-ism. In other words; you are missing material things or memories; but the STRUCTURE of YOUR intentions stays intact.

At no point is your intention missing its components.

Pan-meta theory; more than a stand-alone theory; is an appendix to triene-ism which adds a universal-contingent of modularity to intention.
by flightfacilities May 16, 2022
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Pan-gf FAGGOT

When ur pansexual and genderfluid, This slur is used for that
ur a pan-gf faggot.
by A idoitic person May 18, 2022
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0nly pans

Mildly comedic, faceless, multi platform internet chef. Catch phrases include Smoke Meat Not Meth and Food Porn
0nly pans makes incredible dishes.
by anonymous May 19, 2022
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sausage pan

Sausage pans are hot, greasy, burnt, and stuffed with sausage. Just like your mom.
You: Omg today is so good!
Me: Shut the fuck up, sausage pan.

You: Okay.

You: Did you see how sloppy drunk Jimmy was last night? So annoying.

Me: Yeah, that dude is burnt out. He’s such a fucking sausage pan.

You: OMG! So true
by anonymous May 22, 2022
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Pan

dont be a pan
by !??@# May 24, 2022
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