Mars

a slag of a human being. perhaps the most disgusting pile of flesh to grace the earth.

i fucking hate Mars

by StreyC February 14, 2023

Mars

a planet or the roman god of war

“mars was hostile toward humans” but the god man mars came bearing humans gifts of war

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023

Mars

That nigga. Mars doesn't give two shits about anyone's opinion but will kill for they family/friends, but mars is a pretty selfish person and only moves when its convenient to them.

Person 1: "whos mars?"
Person 2: "that nigga ofc."

by qfr34k February 21, 2023

Mars face mask

When a woman is on her period, their partner uses the blood as a rejuvenating face mask.

I can’t wait to get home. I’ve got a Mars facemask waiting for me.

Husband says, “ I’m so stressed out my wife’s on the rag again”

Friend says, “ dude to feel closer to my old lady during that time I let her give me a Mars face mask. “

by Zachary nielk September 28, 2025

Moray Fried Mars Bar

The act of covering an African American woman in breadcrumbs and vegetable oil, then ejaculating all over her.

"Dude, you know Tasha? I gave her a Moray Fried Mars Bar last night, I think we're in love!"

by IGOTSOULJJA October 11, 2025

Mar-A-Lago Face

The face of a woman who has been "enhanced" through plastic surgery, most notably to increase their lips and cheeks to cartoonish proportions, often accompanied with Botox.

Lauren Sanchez sure looks different since she got with Jeff Bezos.
Yeah, she's one procedure away from Mar-A-Lago face.

What the hell happened to Kimberly Guilfoyle?
Since getting with Don Jr., she's had some work done and now has Mar-A-Lago face.

by anonymous October 17, 2025

mar/mam/may/maine/mayself

From the word "Mario". It's a neopronoun that is created be me, which is based on the pronoun "I" for the patterns.

mar/mam/may/maine/mayself (Pronoun)

mar: Subjective form, shorting of the term "Mario"
mam: Objective form, based on the last letter of "him"
may: Possessive adjective, based on "my" with an "a" to avoid confusion, also "mair"
maine: Possessive pronoun, Based on "mine"
mayself: see "may" for the etymology.

by marcotoa October 23, 2025