The most incredible thing the world has ever seen. Everyone wants it but only a few will ever acquire it. the ones that do, will be remembered down in history as heroes.
by ploply November 19, 2018
Get the luiza's assmug. When someone sexually attractive walks by you; you have noticed the front view, and found it interesting and then you turn your head slightly after passing by, to get a quick glance at their ass. Something that usually really pisses off your bf/gf, if with you.
by Quido1 July 27, 2010
Get the ass glancemug. Dustin, you shouldn't use eggwas as anal lube with Precious... you're gonna give her ass-salmonella!
by The Rev NG8 August 4, 2018
Get the ass-salmonellamug. A versatile, short, pipe-like utensil usually carried by well-armed Black Friday mall cops. Commonly used for spanking rowdy and/or dangerous/hostile shoppers.
by Auggie the Soggy Doggie December 20, 2013
Get the ass batonmug. Gram and Grampa have some seriously disturbing stories falling into the category of geezer ass tales!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2020
Get the geezer assmug. by beezley October 15, 2013
Get the pudding assmug. A God of the Prostate
Ever see the brown stuff smeared all over the walls in that one Seven-Eleven bathroom? He was there...
Ever seen a toilet shattered to the point of unrecognition? He was there...
Ever seen a clog that can't be flushed, like one that is as tall as the toilet tank? He was there...
Ever late to work because of a sudden need to poo? He is there...
Ever late to class because all of the toilet paper is gone in the stall? He was there...
Don't challenge the one who reaps, because he always wins.
Ever see the brown stuff smeared all over the walls in that one Seven-Eleven bathroom? He was there...
Ever seen a toilet shattered to the point of unrecognition? He was there...
Ever seen a clog that can't be flushed, like one that is as tall as the toilet tank? He was there...
Ever late to work because of a sudden need to poo? He is there...
Ever late to class because all of the toilet paper is gone in the stall? He was there...
Don't challenge the one who reaps, because he always wins.
Boss: WHY WERE YOU LATE AGAIN?!
Worker: Man I had the nastiest shits today, all I had was an AMPM burrito.
Boss: Oh.. The Ass Reaper has strucketh once again!
Worker: Man I had the nastiest shits today, all I had was an AMPM burrito.
Boss: Oh.. The Ass Reaper has strucketh once again!
by Worcestersh1re December 2, 2022
Get the Ass Reapermug.