Office-Pirate

One, as such, who steals the praise and reward of another's hard work in office-type situations.

When Ron presented an idea made by a subordinant, he took all the praise of a job well done; thus leading to his new title: the office-pirate.

by j razz December 26, 2008

Office Slang

Any 'slang' used on the hit NBC show "The Office", most are inside jokes that you don't understand unless you watch the show or work for Dunder Mifflin Paper Company (see I just used office slang). Luncc Updawg Yeppers

Office Slang Example:

Is it me or does it smell like Updawg in Here?

What's Updawg?

Nothin' much what's up with you?

by Juicifer November 10, 2007

Office Band-Aid

Noun;
Created Most Often With A Post-It Note (The Cotton) and Some Scotch Tape.

A Bandage made with office supplies,Usually when an appropriate bandage is not available.

I got a really bad papercut, I had to use an office band-aid

by Infinigeek November 14, 2007

Official thot

Someone who does pornographic shoutouts on Instagram in attempt to gain more followers

Official thot: BABY ARE YOU LONELY AND HORNY ? 😏 WELL, I GATHERED ALL THESE FREAKY GIRLS TO HELP YOU OUT 🔥😍 WANT TO BE IN A FREAKY KIK CHAT WITH THE FREAKIEST GIRLS ON IG ? 🔥😍

FIRST , YOU MUST FOLLOW ALL OF THEM BELOW TO SEE SOME ACTION ? 👅💦

👇👇👇👇👇👇
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Terry: what an official th0t

Official thot: I was hacked bye

by TruthTeller3000 June 25, 2014

post officer

an employee of the United States Postal Service

Oi chungo! you a Post Officer?

by Pesta Mesta December 30, 2018

Off it's tits

Something that is really good. Can also be used to describe someone who is drunk or is "off their tits".

That pizza we had last night was off it's tits!

Gary was so drunk last night, he was off his tits!

by Mr Reston January 16, 2010

office space

(v. followed by an object) to obliterate an inanimate object of your frustration for its failure to work. Based on the film Office Space.

I office spaced my DVD player when it didn't work anymore.

I like to office space things when I cannot stand them anymore.

by Ereck Flowers April 7, 2011