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Ride his board

To ride a huge massive pee pee
I’m tempted to ask Ethan if I can ride his board
by Jerry fogglersnatch Nesbitt March 18, 2025
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boarding school

A school where the students are bored in school, often spending long hours in a structured environment that leaves little room for excitement or creativity.
After a year at boarding school, I can confirm it’s just a place where boredom goes to thrive!
by Emotional Cruiser July 17, 2025
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Dirty cutting board

Putting salmonella on one of your flatmates clean cutting boards as revenge.
Going to have give Joe a dirty cutting board after he nicked my pasta.
by Maddison Twatter April 1, 2024
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Grease the High Board

The act of spitting out cum into the palm of your hand and reaching up and putting it on the erect penis above you.

Usually done to inflict pain on the male when the recipient was not warned of its arrival. Many men find it unpleasant or even painful to have their diving board touched after he shoots a hot load. But can be done to try to keep the erection stiff a bit longer and or encourage an additional orgasm.
A: "I can't believe he just shot in your mouth without asking. I hope you got him back good" "Hell yeah I did. I know how to grease the high board. You should have seen him squirm."

Sorry Baby; just use it to grease the high board. I think I can shoot another load.
by BoyTVLive January 26, 2012
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Drawing board

Sometimes you fight until the end and you lose. It's not an indicator that you need to go and change something, or fix something, and anybody that tells you that it is every time something goes wrong is full of shit. Sometimes things go wrong if you're human and not perfect. It's going to happen even if you have a dream team that wants to win every game. If you've been doing a good job, why you want to change even if someone else tells you that you need to?
Listening too closely to a guy that says a team needs to go back to the drawing boards or change something every time a team doesn't win is a goid way to guarantee that you will fuck up. Sometimes the hardest thing to do is resist a change when it seems like the obvious thing you should do, and it's also the thing that will get you through to the end. Change only gets you a revolving door, and a revolving door doesn't strengthen anybody, it weakens everybody.
by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021
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Boarding

When two men take a urethral sounder and the first male inserts it halfway in his penis then shoves the other half into the second males penis before both ejaculating.
My eyes will never be the same after I stumbled into a sex party of a bu ch of dudes boarding.
by Cripplelad April 9, 2024
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rust-a-board

A rust-a-board (or rustaboard) is a person who causes their motherboard to rust.
Jimothy the rust-a-board places liquids in a spot where they can come into contact with his motherboard.
by MelbourneTrainEnthusiast May 30, 2025
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