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Sissy Nuts

Someone who has a vagina where their penis should be. Not skilled in the art of acting like a man.

Very similar to a pussy pants or a sissy pants.
That bollocks was such a sissy nuts, he pee'd himself at the sight of Viktor Vaughn.
by Viktor the Villain February 24, 2010
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nut cutters

Jeans and/or shorts (any bottoms, really) so tight they force the balls to split/go in opposite directions, so that it looks like you have two pockets full of change.
1. If John Stockton's shorts were any shorter, or any tigther, they'd be considered nut cutters.
2. Remember dat host-dude who wore neon shorts on Wild & Crazy Kids? Dem were some nut cutters, fo' real! It looked like he had about $20 worth of change in dem pockets!
by frontburners September 23, 2005
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bust a nut

"It's been a few days, time to bust a nut."
by x January 22, 2003
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nut cologne

The smell on your face that lingers after a guy screws yer mouth, from his nuts smackin yer face repeatedly
"I'm wearing Brent's nut cologne, from our session this morning, have a sniff."
by Mr. Mangina May 13, 2005
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Nut Job

I saw this defined multiple times, and all of the 5 definitions I poured over had gotten a large negative vote spree. So I thought that this would help anyone who has to be looking for the definition of a "Nut job"

The "Nut Job" has nothing to do with Sexuality. It is completely and utterly the term used to describe a Maniac, Just like a Nut Case.

In other words, it is an old man or stalker that has lost his mind; Or just a Hyperactive person that is all over the place and always looking for fun

(I don't always use the term do this example is going to be crappy)
Person: "Did you see that old man walking down the street?"

DesertedChrome: "Yeah, I heard about him. He got arrested for multiple charges. He's a Nut Job"
by ArtificialPenguins May 15, 2012
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nut fanning

the act of not doing jack shit
Jerry: "look at Phil over there, feet up on the desk, he's been nut fanning all day !"

Allan: "No doubt. And i've been journaling SMA the past 12 hours !"
by Margin Monkey #1 March 27, 2009
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The Soft Nut

When a man's masturbated so many times in a day that he can no longer get a full erection, but still manages to ejaculate.
"Dude, the soft nut is my favorite nut to bust."
by BlasphemingGod November 3, 2013
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