Ontario Plow Truck

When the dick is in one hole an the balls are stuffed in the other hole simultaneously

Becky let me give her the ole Ontario plow truck

by Keepontruckin4 July 10, 2016

angry truck men

These are little, under-achieving men with low self esteem that tailgate people and make loud hot rod sounds with their 8000 lb. noisemakers. They are usually wife beating drunks and have crappy jobs. The size of the truck in many instances is inversely proportional to the size of his "junk." It makes people like me laugh my ass off when they can't get their way in traffic.

"Man. Those angry truck men are really following us closely. Bruce, grab the gun."

by running out of patience January 5, 2008

Truck Seat Syndrome

The crushed left seat bolster of the driver's side seat, caused by fat Americans sliding out of the seats of their trucks and SUVs like they're on a McDonald's play play pen slide, instead of just getting out of their vehicle like a civilized human being by climbing down.

"I would have bought that used 4Runner if it wasn't for the signs of truck seat syndrome"

by Uranic Tomcat March 2, 2020

dump truck attorney

A derisive term to describe an incompetent and sometimes elderly attorney assigned by the state to represent a prison inmate going before the Board Of Prison Hearings who cannot afford a private one.

Yup, I’ve got another sad sack shot before the Board again this year with another dump truck attorney to mangle my case facts and the possibility of release.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019

Small Penis Truck

A small penis truck,is usually but not limited to having a huge lift kit, bright or exotic colors, chrome rims, and is always clean. Not to be mistaken with a off roading jeep or the like. It is always driven by a man who has to compensate for his dick size, by driving a truck that is bigger than what most men have.

Kid: Why does Bob our next door neighbor have a pick up truck that has a 5 foot lift kit, a bright yellow paint job, and chromed rims?
Kid's mom: Becuase his dick is the size of a shrimp and he has to compensate by driving a SPT or small penis truck.
Kid: How do you know he has a small dick?
Mom: ....

by baratikash August 21, 2011

Truck-Stop Guzzler

A female that participates in prostitution inside the men's bathroom, free of charge.

That lady looks like a hardcore Truck-Stop Guzzler.

by Amoux June 9, 2014

Tow Truck Driver

A person that requires very little sleep. Fueled by caffeine, nicotine and crude humor. Often working 6-12 days straight without off time. Thrives in bad weather and drives into it while others drive away, Enjoys listening to people complain about their 9-5 jobs and how their hours are to hard.

Oh you crashed your car into a ditch at 3am in the snow? Don't worry call the Tow Truck Driver, they never sleep anyways.

by Nivek November 4, 2017