Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Why is six afraid of seven? It is because seven ate nine (2024, the eighth year of solstice)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Why is six afraid of seven? It is because seven ate nine (2024, the eighth year of solstice)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
Get the Why is six afraid of seven? It is because seven ate nine (2024, the eighth year of solstice)mug. by godsangelgal November 28, 2018
Get the Cloud ninemug. <<Seven Thousand Nine Hundred And Seventy Six>>Laxwell Is A Nick Name Toward Imaweli{Stink xXx Knits}<<Seven Thousand Nine Hundred And Seventy Six>>
<<Seven Thousand Nine Hundred And Seventy Six>>Laxwell Is A Nick Name Toward Imaweli{Stink xXx Knits}<<Seven Thousand Nine Hundred And Seventy Six>>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025
Get the <<Seven Thousand Nine Hundred And Seventy Six>>Laxwell Is A Nick Name Toward Imaweli[{Stink xXx Knits}]<<Seven Thousand Nine Hundred And Seventy Six>>mug. The standard 69 position, but the person on top tries to poop on the bottom person's forehead while both partners perform oral sex.
by Chewpacabra69 September 25, 2018
Get the Shitsy ninemug. The operation performed by a wife who is waiting in the driveway for her husband with either a glof club or a similar such item after she discovered he has been skanking around with some bimbo. (Ala Tiger Woods wife).
Office guy #1 Did you see Joe's car and Joe's face? What the hell happend did he get into a wreck ?
Guy #2. No his wife found out about Destiny and was waiting for him when he got home. As soon as he pulled into the driveway his wife performed a nine iron rescue.
Guy #2. No his wife found out about Destiny and was waiting for him when he got home. As soon as he pulled into the driveway his wife performed a nine iron rescue.
by Nickola100 February 25, 2010
Get the Nine Iron Rescuemug. by AstrayHellstrom August 22, 2025
Get the .9.One Thousand Nine Hundred Anuda Forty Two Aduna Two Thousand Anuda Two.9.mug. When you have a foursome (at least) where two people engage in 69 and two people deliver penetration to the 69ing participants at the same time. Nice. An advanced Eiffel Tower. Way different from Eiffel 65 except for the part where someone might turn blue da bu dee da ba di
by Disco lunch box March 23, 2024
Get the Eiffel sixty-ninemug.