National Derek Day

the day when derek appeared and pooped on my butt

National derek day is today xoxo babe!

by SlimeyCreative October 11, 2021

national lolly day

october 16th lolly day!!

national lolly day is today, i’m so excited

by 69edsheerandaddy October 15, 2021

National Today Day

The holiday that I made up for today

Person 1:"It's National Today Day!"

Person 2:"Sigh- I'll get the spork"

by 7InchDictionary October 18, 2021

National blondes day

If your a blonde then great! On April 5 you and your closest blondes get to celebrate! And even better, nobody can call you a dumb blonde!

Guy: your so stupid you must be a dumb blonde

Blonde: actually you can’t say that it’s national blondes day

by Mrs. Holland November 1, 2021

national haya day

Haya appreciation day because all hayas are cool
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On February 28

Dude don't you know!? It's national haya day
Oh yeah let's appreciate haya

by Ilovelovecats September 8, 2021

National maZaza day

A day usually when school students wear shades at school, the battle of culture between trapper$ and haibo yebos!

Let's have national maZaza day tomorrow

by B00TYB0I September 10, 2021

National Whalecum Day

It's the day that Gurkan Senpapi is 3 years older than Julia Mommy.

"Happy national whalecum day, Gurkan Senpapi"
"Happy national whalecum day, Julia Mommy"

by Gurkan Senpapi October 1, 2021