What's the official name of this decade?

"What's the official name of this decade?" was a serious business that occurred toward the end of the first decade of the year 2000, caused by people's indecisiveness with coming up with the "official" not so lame, catchy label before end of the year 2009.

Several contenders that arose:

The New Millennium
The Bush Years (accompanied by facepalm micro)
The Naughties
The Naughts
The Oughts
The Singles
The Zeros
The Ohs

What's the official name of this decade? Besides "The Naughties"?

I bet my wallet that the people reading this in a few years will be calling this decade The Twenty Hundreds. Just sayin'.

by Nicko DaVinci December 15, 2009

Starbucks name

An unusual fake name you provide to a worker at a restaurant, coffee shop, etc. in order to uniquely identify you among the other patrons.

Without a Starbucks name...
Barista: Can I have your name, please?
You: John
(2 minutes later) Barista: Coffee for John!
(Five guys try to grab the coffee)

With a Starbucks name...
Barista: Can I have your name, please?
You: Orlando
(2 minutes later) Barista: Here's your coffee, Orlando!

by TardBarglar June 8, 2009

Insert Child's Name Here

What an organization puts in the place of a child's name when printing massive amounts of documents for a body of children. Often reflects the worthlessness of a seemingly honorable award.

1. Congratulations! Insert Child's Name Here has been nominated to be included in the "Best Children Ever" book! Please make a check out for $400 to see your child with other distinguished youths!

2. Congratulations, Insert Child's Name Here! You have received the Good Effort Award, which is signed by George Bush!!!!!!!(or a copy of his signature)

by DW June 11, 2004

No Use For A Name

A punk band from California made up of Tony Sly, Dave Nassie, Rory Koff and Matt Riddle whose biggest hit was 1995's Soulmate, but have other videos like Dumb Reminders, Why Doesn't Anybody Like Me and For Fiona. Ex-guitariest Chris Shiflett now plays with Foo Fighters. Short-forms include NUFAN and No Use.

Did you get the new No Use For A Name CD?

by jamieja49 July 29, 2008

Name Definition

When people define a name of there boyfriend,girlfriend or themselves and write about how amazing they are.

Name Definition: Evan is the coolest and most awesome person ever!!!

Random Guy: I know a guy named evan who is a DICK!!!

by Cookiey Monster Flag January 2, 2012

name calling

Believe it or not this actually results in murder. Some people honestly have a weakness to names and are physically hurt by them. People will not only be willing to hurt you, but willing to eventually kill you if you continue to call them names and/or say stuff about them.

This comes from the aspect of pride where you shouldn't tolerate things people do to you that you don't like. But when there goal is obviously just to make you mad, by getting mad it gives them what they want. The only way your gonna let some words bother you that much is if you have low self esteem

Now last time I checked the only force that words have come from the air pressure that leaves your mouth. How badly you let names bother you is YOUR fault. There is no command someone can say that will make you automatically attack them against your will. People seriously try to justify attacking somebody or vandalizing there property, or even irrelevant violence because they were called names.

When are people gonna realize that it's not what they call you it's what you answer to?

Name calling is involved in 67% of murders in the United States

by Optical_Epilepsy July 20, 2010

namedrop

When someone "drops" names of bands or people they know to sound cool. Usually the "namedrop" is totally unecessary!

myspace profiles that list 4000 bands!
"nice name drop, fag"

by someslutwhore May 23, 2005