to kill somebody using one's own fists; a brettastic method of putting the beat down on a rival rock-slinger.
white guy 1: did you hear what happened to Bill at the country club?
white guy 2: yeah, he didn't tip a Mexican, so that spic punch murdered his ass.
white guy 1: yeah Bill was never a good tipper.
black guy 1: yo that nigga be slingin' rocks on my corner.
black guy 2: son, punch murder his nidorous ass.
white guy 2: yeah, he didn't tip a Mexican, so that spic punch murdered his ass.
white guy 1: yeah Bill was never a good tipper.
black guy 1: yo that nigga be slingin' rocks on my corner.
black guy 2: son, punch murder his nidorous ass.
by bizzo July 16, 2008

by FLbM January 1, 2021

by A yoo February 16, 2024

Person 1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person 2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet last night.
Person 2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet last night.
by Xanderoe August 15, 2019

I'm not making a moral argument either so whether or not it's 'wrong' is irrelevant. Now that I think about it, I'm essentially arguing the ethics of being Freddie Kreuger.
Hym "That isn't the argument shit-brain. The argument is that it's ethical to murder your kids. Freddie Krueger is unjustly killed under false pretenses. At the moment of his death, his choices are A. Die an unjust death and allow the people who killed you to get away with it or B. Become a dream spector and murder their kids. It is ethical to choose B. He ought to do it. Whether or not it's moral is irrelevant. Therefore, you deserve to have yours kids murdered for this. And ideally, they have been."
by Hym Iam March 18, 2024

by Hnastay May 16, 2017

by Wowza aesthetic December 29, 2017
