mumply moop

A person who is very obese who is better of dead so the starving kids in Africa have food

Dude stop eating all the god damn food you mumply moop

by Mysterious booty crust February 9, 2024

Meeple-moop

Meeple-moop
(noun / verb / interdimensional hiccup)

1. A noise your soul makes when reality drops its spaghetti.

2. The unholy lovechild of confusion, comedy, and “why is this happening.”

3. A placeholder for events too cursed to describe in mortal tongue—like your console speaking Latin, a fog cashier asking for expired Tesco coupons, or Comrade Dean melting “for sience bitch!"

“My Xbox tried to remaster itself with AI and summoned a shrimp demon. Meeple-moop.”

“Ellis: Nick, your mom’s car just hit a Tank.” / “Nick: That’s pure Meeple-moop.”

“Portuguese Coast Guard: Why is there a submarine under our ship blasting sonar memes?” / “Dean: Meeple-moop.”

by Ben Dover the nine hundredth August 18, 2025

Mike da mooch

Daddy’s little mooch

Hey there goes Mike da mooch aka daddy’s little mooch

by Pnuggit87 April 9, 2022

Iggy the moocher

Iggy the moocher was once the sickest cunt to walk the planet. Year after year, Iggy was chosen by god himself through a harsh nomination process. It is rumoured that Iggy was part demigod. One wild arvo at the grounds of Riverview, Iggy was banished by unknown forces into the lane cove river. To This is a day all Riverview men greave the loss of a role model. What was once a leader of warcries against the disgusting pink and blue, is just an urban legend, known by few. One day he may be revived.

Student 1: Where the fuck is Iggy?
Student 2: How the fuck would I know? He’s been missing for years.

Iggy the moocher

by Itchbay67 August 16, 2025