Midget Blowjob

A Midget blowing your dick it usually feels good unless they're too short and blowing the underside of your penis

"Ooooh that was a great midget blowjob I'll make sure to pay you by friday"

by HeroicLeftnut1234 February 18, 2019

midgemong

A term used to describe rather (Short) People, It's a nicer word for (Midget). Midgemong is a word that everyone should use.

Look at that midgemong, I think it's gavin tremblett.

by Nicholas fleming February 27, 2019

Midget Water

The liquids that come out when you squeeze a midget hard enough

Me: Yo dude you should have a sip of my midget water

Friend: I don’t even wanna know what that is

by Biggie Flex July 7, 2019

Midget

Midget is just libby in a nutshell

I’m a midget If you need £3 meal deals just hit me up libbypaton1

by Tesco for life September 5, 2019

Midget

Olle

Olle is such a midget

by pottanpro September 17, 2019

Midget

Midget is a person who really fucking small!

My best friends is a midget

by Spooky_midget December 4, 2019

Midget league

A zone men 5’7 and under are subjected too being placed in a selection grounds for desperate women who need a tall, strong, handsome man for a social event but are not beautiful enough for one

Sally: Aw nuts all the hot guys are taken looks like I’ll be searching in the midget league

by Geiskahnawj December 7, 2019