JMIS middle school

A middle school in a tiny, extremely rich town known as Moraga. The kids here thrive off their parents money. More kids than not at this school own airpods and listen to their lit tunes in class thinking they’re sly. If you’re someone of the female specimen and you don’t own at LEAST two items from ivivva or lulu lemon... god forbid. If you’re a dude, you’re only relevant if you wear khaki shorts and pants and vans t-shirts. The upsides to this place are there are some smart asians and it’s the number one hookup spot in the town... that’s pretty much it. The downsides consist of a large handful of stoners and/or kids with juuls who walk around thinking they’re the shit. A handful of the dudes at this school enjoy performing fortnite dances and reciting memes for fun. Oh yes and the large group of skater kids, steer clear of those ones, you may get a migraine, a headache if you’re lucky. Keep in mind 95% of these kids are white. Extremely white. Which for sure explains a lot.

Wow, then JMIS middle school kids are... something else.

by noimtracer December 22, 2018

Gates middle school

a school in scituate, massachusetts for grades 7 and 8. The teachers who are all asses, except for the former principal who passed away in a car crash march 2010. The school is filled with boys who smoke pot and all the girls are sluts that cant act their age and dont know the difference between undergarments and clothing. If their not a slut there probably overweight and puggy. Except for the few down to earth students most have their head and the clouds and focus on partying and making out with boys then school work and their future.

Gates Middle school fun facts

grades average = D+
slutty girls= 90 %
pot head boys=75%
annoying teachers = 95%

by anonymousx1x2x3x4x5x9 May 3, 2010

Middle school girls

Girls who think they’re cute and like to say they’re different from everyone else but they’re literally all the name shit. They always smack they’re gum and they’re makeup is melting off they’re face at the end of the day. They also like to call themselves “quirky” and think they’re on top of the shit and think the world revolves around them when really nobody gives two flying fucks about your Starbucks, or your daily fit check, or your acrylic nails. Don’t worry Emma, nobody is gonna take your man away from you.

-written by a middle school girl

Middle school girls) *smacking gum* oh my god I’m out of my Starbucks drink!

Literally everyone) nobody gives a fuck you stupid fag

by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 15, 2021

golding middle school

A poor school located in a shitty town (cobleskill), filled with redneck and homophobes.

Man, Golding middle school sure sucks.

by I wanna commit June 22, 2017

Grayslake middle school

The gayest school in the USA where the dean does nothing about anything and thinks he knows everything where the teachers don't even have a degree and don't even teach where the kids bully each other and beat kids up where there are 10 kids a day in the deans office!Where in gym class you don't do anything bus fitness and the gym teachers think they know everything!Where the lunch food is fake and worse than prisons food this school is the worst one in the USA!!!
Also with a lot of creepy and gay teachers!

The school is so fucking gross wich Grayslake middle has bugs all over it

Grayslake middle school

by fuck the school and teachers March 22, 2017

Hazlet Middle School

The junior high school of town called Hazlet, in New Jersey. I used to go there. It's the best place to get girls, weed, and booze at a young age. Everyone does most of their growing up here. Don't be a lobby kid in raritan. West Keansburg trash think their the shit, Raritan Valley snobs think their the shit, but everyone in between is decently down to earth. One of the best schools out there, with the best girls.

Middletown Kid: yo you go to Hazlet Middle School??
Hazlet Kid: Hell yeah

Middletown Kid: you probably got so much pussy

by Kidwithdefininitions August 18, 2016

lumberton middle school

Lumberton middle school is full with

1. Fake crackhead
2. People who vape or juul
3. Fake people
4. Drama

5. Annoying ass teacher's

6. Nasty ass lunch
7. Bitches who think they have ass
And
8. Hoes

As you can see this school is filled with alot of bullshit, just like the town.

"So how's lumberton?"

"Its okay, theres a bunch of hoes, people who juul or vape and bitches who think they have ass"

"Oh, so lumberton middle school is a shitty place?"

"Yeah pretty much"

by Just Saying Facts Nigga November 19, 2019