MACHOSLAV

Alpha Male amongst the Slavic race. All genetic traces have linked back to Polish ancestry. Diligent searches in Russia have turned up no Machoslavs. Very defined masculinity and a large muscle mass that stands above all others in any crowd. A large brain mass equates with upper level logic rarely matched and never surpassed.

Machoslavs are widely sought after by sharp looking ladies. Victory is the only option for a Machoslav. Machoslavs are looked at with envy and sometimes hatred by Lesser Slavs and others who don't measure up.

by Michael Slavonski September 12, 2008

Michael Del Zotto

Is one of the sexiest players on the london knights hockey team

Oh look its that michael del zotto there all talking about

by SexyMommacita March 9, 2009

Michael Masi

Guy who makes very important decisions in Formula 1, also terrible at making important decisions
A word used to describe someone who's an utter clown
An utter clown
Someone who played an important role in the shitshow that was the Saudi Arabian GP which was the first edition of Formula 1 deal or no deal, directed by him
Makes random inconsistent decisions and yeah have I mentioned he's a clown?

Look at that guy lmao, he makes terrible decisions
What a Michael Masi, haha!

by TMKeel21 December 15, 2021

Michael

From the bible, the Archangel, meaning "He who is closest to God"

Michael drove Satan and his armies from heaven.

by Michael Rossettie July 9, 2006

Michon

A handsome gentlemen, very nice, generous ,loving. Loves to make you happy.he trys to cheers you up in any possible way he can ,when your having bad day. hes a good hubby and a good friend . you have to be lucky woman to find a man like michon . oh yeah he is a genuis he very smart he plays alot of sport.Luckiest man you can marry

Michon

Brina : ( came home feeling down)
Michon : Hi Baby Whats wrong ?

Brina: having a bad day

Michon: your going have i fantastic day after i take you out and ill do whatever you want me

by AngelaLeticia September 25, 2011

Michael

A boy that is seemingly dangerous and adventurous on the outside, but is sweet and gentle on the inside. If you are lucky enough to be with Michael, you will quickly realize that he outshines your own intellect, but ask him to clarify and he will. WARNING: His thoughts are very complex, so you must concentrate on what he's saying to fully understand. Also, he can be a perfect gentleman and very kind with your heart, but break it just as quickly with no reason at all.

Guy #1: He's such a genius!!
Guy #2: No, he's a Michael.

by bythesea32 October 18, 2008

Michael Phelps

A 6'4", 200-pound aquatic mammal and 14-time Olympic gold medalist.

Michael Phelps can walk on water but doesn’t want to show off, so he swims instead.

by yardcows October 30, 2008