Pulling a Modesto. Pulling a Modesto is the act of placing all your hotspots within 100m of each other completely ruining your chances of ever receiving any rewards. Originates from the the Helium coverage of Modesto, California which has been overpopulated with hotspots and the reward scales destroyed.
GUY1: Hey guys , just had my 10 hotspots arrive today, how far away should I place them?
GUY2: Make sure they're at least 300m apart from each other, wouldn't want to pull a Modesto !
GUY2: Make sure they're at least 300m apart from each other, wouldn't want to pull a Modesto !
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