The Mississippi river

When you take a naked girl and pour a liquid from her boobs to her vagina and drink it

Friend:hey can you hang out
Me:no I can’t I’m about to give my girl the Mississippi River

by Bigboydirtydan69 May 30, 2018

The Mississippi river

When you take a naked girl and pour any liquid from her boobs to her vigina and drink it

Hey I can’t hang out ima give my girl the Mississippi River

by Bigboydirtydan69 May 30, 2018

Mississippi Prickly pear

When a porcupine spikes the head of your penis with its spikes and the tip becomes purple and spiky

Yo did you hear about Joe Rogan, He got a Mississippi Prickly Pear last weekend when he was hunting.

by DildoSchwaggins1886abolisher March 31, 2024

Mississippi roadhouse

When you're so drunk you pick the fat prostitute to fuck and end up with her sucking you off with hot sauce on the tip of your dick, making you scream "crocodile nuts" to make her stop.

Man ...last night I got so wasted I ended up getting a Mississippi roadhouse.

by Icehollowcome69 November 25, 2021

Mississippi soak

Inserting your member into a chicken or small fowl. Then hold said fowl against a wall or stationary object with your own dead weight and remain motionless. The kickin chicken will do the rest of work. The harder chickens to catch are the top performers. The effort is typically worth the reward.

Friday evenings I like to unwind with a little Mississippi soak and a vintage bottle of OxyContin while MeeMaw is at bingo.

by Bluebillattii April 06, 2024

Mississippi spit in missy

The act of spitting your chewing tobacco into your woman’s butthole.

“How did it go last night?”
“Oh great, hank gave me a Mississippi spit in missy. Gotta hit the bathroom. Some kodiak is shooting out my back door.”

by Medicjeff February 01, 2020

Mississippi River Pee

The Specific water in the Mississippi River

I love drinking Mississippi River Pee it tastes like raw eggs

by KaiTheCrusader June 25, 2022