When a gentleman coughs his filthy yoghurt into mother and daughter (not necessarily at the same time)
by Martin Andrew March 26, 2024
Get the milf dilf dealmug. The runny, lumpy poop that covers a baby to the point a milf gets it in her hair when she’s cleaning it.
Did you see that blonde milf in the baby aisle at Walmart?
Bro, that was a brunette, she was just topped with milf gravy
Bro, that was a brunette, she was just topped with milf gravy
by Gr8CountryBlump February 9, 2023
Get the milf gravymug. Man, she's really funny! She's a MILF!
Bro, that was a funny joke, have you ever thought of yourself as a MILF?
Bro, that was a funny joke, have you ever thought of yourself as a MILF?
by milf_disdhik December 26, 2021
Get the MILFmug. A fur milf is a fur mom you would like to fuck, similar to a milf but different in that she has no kids and is compensating by having a fur baby.
Damn that girl at the dog park is such a fur milf, id like to give her the bone and have her roll me over.
by Furmilflover June 5, 2020
Get the Fur milfmug. by MortenKinnieAndProud September 21, 2021
Get the MILF searchermug.