Metrofag

A straight male who acts and dresses like a homosexual. Related to punce , gay and fag.

1. "Hey see that guy over there with the stupid rolled up sleeves and the designer bag? What a bloody METROFAG"

2. "Dude, is that guy with the David Beckham hair gay or what?" "Nah man, he's just a fucking METROFAG"

by de Cruz March 11, 2004

metrosexuality

When an alleged "straight" man enjoys being feminine in a non-flamboyant way. A metrosexual would enjoy such festivities such as make-overs, putting on make up, getting his hair "done", putting on body spray scented with either cucumber melon, raspberry, mango or any other fruit-like smell, and constantly looking at themselves in the mirror. These men also tend to be bulimic because they are afraid of being fat and can be seen on any episode of American Idol, either as the host, judge (Simon Cowell), or as a contestant.

Ryan Seacrest is a metrosexual whore.
I'm sorry I savagely beat you, it was because your metrosexuality was showing.
Girrrrl I was at the salon and the most festive metrosexual did my hair, as a thank you gift I gave him a steamy bowl of mung.

by ashface June 2, 2004

Metropath

A psycopath who cares about his appearance and lives in a Metropolitan area.

The character 'Deeping'
from the novel 'Metropath' on www.authonomy.com

by Oddwards March 25, 2009

Metroneck

A generally educated and sophisticated individual who loves metropolitan big city life. A trend or trendy jetsetter. This can include theatre shows, reading travel & leisure or money magazines. They only purchase designer brands of everything, uses latest technology, carries a daybag, sachel, or purse, eats caviar, and routinely obtains manicures and pedicures. This person also happens to originate or posses roots from the rural southern U.S. Or, are called a redneck by some. They enjoy NASCAR, woods or forests. Have shopped at and love Wal-Mart, Piggly Wiggly Supermarkets, biscuits, cornbread, grits, collard greens, okra, pickup trucks, hunting, fishing, farming and own a very slow drawn accent. By definition, this person isn't necessarily gay or straight.

You were born in Vidalia, GA and lived there until you realized you love your family and roots, but really preferred the fast paced and big city living. Therefore, you no loger felt the need to avoid moving to New York, Chicago, or Boston. By using two words in the definition- metropolitan and redneck- Metroneck is the result.

by perryrules July 8, 2009

Metroid Junkie

Someone who is obsessed with the video game series Metroid

Nate is such a Metroid Junkie

by MetroidPimp July 8, 2010

metrosexual male

1- A metrosexual}
2- Metrosexual with the word male after it.
3- Effeminate
4- Effeminacy
5- "Girlie Man"

1- See metrosexual defined
2- The combination of the two words seems to embrace the condition better.
3- See Effeminate
4- See Effeminacy
5- The Governor of California once said it, because he is against it.

by SHP April 19, 2005

metrostation

A band formed of Trace Cyrus, Mason Musso, Blake Healy, and Anthony . Their most known song would probally be "Shake it" and they have many others. Im actually suprised there is no definition for them already

I got the new metrostation cd. It rocks

by xwatevx35 April 7, 2009