by Juice male October 27, 2021
male Monday is the day where men get all the rights, despites the law. They can do what they want for 24 hours. Happens every week, and should be a big tradition celebrated world wide
This tradition was made by GGCentral
This tradition was made by GGCentral
Courtroom:
Judge: You're convicted of rape.
Man: But sir, It is Monday
Man: ...male monday
Judge: Holy shit, sorry brodda, case dismissed
Judge: we love male monday
Judge: You're convicted of rape.
Man: But sir, It is Monday
Man: ...male monday
Judge: Holy shit, sorry brodda, case dismissed
Judge: we love male monday
by ChineseDictionary January 22, 2020
Slang used to describe males who completely and utterly lack all necessary masculine qualities and act like monkeys.
Man1: Hey man do you play basketball?
Man2: Yea, I can also dunk
Man1: how tall are you?
Man2: I'm 160cm
Man1: go back to the zoo banana male
Man2: Yea, I can also dunk
Man1: how tall are you?
Man2: I'm 160cm
Man1: go back to the zoo banana male
by doooooooder May 11, 2018
A male infosec worker with the stereotypical persona. Neck beard. Dad trainers. Overweight. Typical 30-45 years of age. Unwashed. Usually sporting a brown T-shirt with a print.
by ncc-cheats March 23, 2023
The term "Water Male" represents a paradigm shift in contemporary masculinity, surpassing the confines of alpha and sigma archetypes. It embodies an individual who exhibits not only superiority but also fluid adaptability.
Unlike the rigid constructs of alpha masculinity, the Water Male seamlessly navigates diverse social contexts with confidence, emotional intelligence, and self-assuredness. This concept champions a modern masculinity that values flexibility, empathy, and personal growth, challenging conventional notions of male dominance.
In essence, the Water Male symbolizes a refined embodiment of strength, emphasizing the capacity to evolve and establish deeper connections in an ever-evolving world of relationships and gender dynamics.
Unlike the rigid constructs of alpha masculinity, the Water Male seamlessly navigates diverse social contexts with confidence, emotional intelligence, and self-assuredness. This concept champions a modern masculinity that values flexibility, empathy, and personal growth, challenging conventional notions of male dominance.
In essence, the Water Male symbolizes a refined embodiment of strength, emphasizing the capacity to evolve and establish deeper connections in an ever-evolving world of relationships and gender dynamics.
In a world of inferior alpha and sigma males, the Water Male's adaptable grace and emotional intelligence mogs their one-dimensional counterparts.
by WaterMale September 08, 2023
An Italian alpha male that can cook any type of pasta and pizza. Usually a spaghetti male's cousin is an pizza male
Person 1# I'm a Spaghetti male.
Person 2# No you are not, im done with this bullshit that everyone is a alpha, beta, charlie, ligma and sigma!
Person 1# But i can make every pasta in the wooorrrrlddd!
Person 2# Oh then I understand.
Person 2# No you are not, im done with this bullshit that everyone is a alpha, beta, charlie, ligma and sigma!
Person 1# But i can make every pasta in the wooorrrrlddd!
Person 2# Oh then I understand.
by Tractoristic dude September 16, 2021
"Muscular" men who are under the height of 5'1 who cant be in proximity to women without giving everyone second-hand embarrassment so they "superiorize" themselves to have that 99% of presumably fake pridefulness that they didn't get as a child. (Used mostly in first person)
by BlueMushroom_ May 06, 2022