A male person's definitive "never" response. Puts to rest the relentless drunk friend-of-friend who tries to force you into a flase confession.
Drunk FoF: "Dude, would you ever consider nailing Snooki?"
Dude: "No."
Drunk FoF: "Not even if your were drunk?"
Dude: "Never."
Drunk FoF: "Even if you're drunk, horny, and she's playing with your balls?"
Dude: "Only when I'm pregnant."
Dude: "No."
Drunk FoF: "Not even if your were drunk?"
Dude: "Never."
Drunk FoF: "Even if you're drunk, horny, and she's playing with your balls?"
Dude: "Only when I'm pregnant."
by The Evil Steve November 16, 2011
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Person 1: You put the peeps in the chili pot and eat them both up, you put the peeps and the chili pot, and add the M&Ms, you put the peeps in the chili pot and it makes it taste.... bad, I'm gonna eat all this M&M Peep Chili by the way..... and or die trying
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Person 2: I see you going through something, so can you teach us ANYTHING in class today
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Josh: "oh my god dude, i thought i saw a m.pons today. it was so freaky dude."
Jose: "that must have been a tramatic experience for you."
Jose: "that must have been a tramatic experience for you."
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