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only when I'm pregnant

A male person's definitive "never" response. Puts to rest the relentless drunk friend-of-friend who tries to force you into a flase confession.
Drunk FoF: "Dude, would you ever consider nailing Snooki?"
Dude: "No."
Drunk FoF: "Not even if your were drunk?"
Dude: "Never."
Drunk FoF: "Even if you're drunk, horny, and she's playing with your balls?"
Dude: "Only when I'm pregnant."
by The Evil Steve November 16, 2011
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I’M UGLY AND I’M PROUD!
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m posing

While t posing is used to assert dominance, m posing on others is to assert ultimate power over all creatures.
Wow, that guy m posing over there is really imposing
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M&M Peep Chili

The Physical representation of A mental Breakdown
Person 1: You put the peeps in the chili pot and eat them both up, you put the peeps and the chili pot, and add the M&Ms, you put the peeps in the chili pot and it makes it taste.... bad, I'm gonna eat all this M&M Peep Chili by the way..... and or die trying

Person 2: I see you going through something, so can you teach us ANYTHING in class today
by Nathanielnauts October 5, 2020
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m.pons

usually small but chunky guy that looks like a woman. this species has almost gone extinct due to the homosexual ecounters with apes.besides known for their homosexuality they are also known for their slight touch of dwarfism.
Josh: "oh my god dude, i thought i saw a m.pons today. it was so freaky dude."

Jose: "that must have been a tramatic experience for you."
by jose culo April 1, 2009
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M&M Party

To use M&M candy sexually ie. to put M&M's in a girl's pussy or anus and either eat the candy out while giving oral sex, or making the girl eat the candy. Can also be used in the male anus or coated with precum or cum.
My boyfriend wants to have an M&M Party tonight... in both holes.
by kinkychocolatier April 30, 2010
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