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Lincoln Log

A single man or woman that is of African descent that is floating in a pool or jacuzzi.
Hey Ray Ray, check out that Lincoln Log in the pool down there!"
by thezapperbam December 15, 2012
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abraham lincoln

There are way too many idiots in this world that believes whatever textbooks say.

"One of the greatest presidents ever."

Abraham Lincoln is one of our worst presidents.

"Fought for the concept that secession was unconstitutional (as it violated the concept of democracy--if the guy you voted for lost, you have to deal with it) and aided in the disestablishment of the institution of slavery."

The Confederacy fought against Lincoln's suspension of habeas corpus, first amendment rights, tenth amendment rights, unfair taxes and his alienating of the Southern states. There is nothing unconstitutional about secession. Nowhere in the Constitution does it say states can not secede. The Founding Fathers cherished liberty, not democracy. Also, Lincoln's beliefs on slavery were inconsistent, but his white supremacy was consistent.

"Though the Hartford Convention did consider secession, it was not the main focus of the agenda, and was political suicide for the Federalists."

Real patriots who fight against their oppressive governments don't give a shit about "political suicide". That's exactly what the Southern states did.

"Moreover, limiting free speech during times of war is not something unique, as it has happened many times since Lincoln's day."

How is this excusable?

"It should also be noted, secession is mentioned nowhere in the Constitution as a right, it is mentioned in the Declaration of Independance, but that was not a legal document. Therefore he didn't deny anyone anything unusual."

The Constitution is called THE SUPREME LAW OF THE LAND for a reason. You need to read the tenth amendment, which states: "The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people." Since secession is mentioned nowhere in the Constitution, this little amendment that has been constantly ignored kicked in.
Abraham Lincoln's assassination was justified for acts of treason, lying after promising to uphold the Constitution, war crimes and being responsible for the slaughter of many innocent Americans for his own selfish political gains. The Confederacy were true patriots who fought for the document the Founding Fathers risked their lives for and followed their wisdom. Thomas Jefferson once said if we truly want freedom, there must be armed rebellion every twenty or so years to keep the government in check.
by david smith, jr. March 20, 2008
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Lincoln

the act of ejaculating in one's hand, calling attention to oneself, and then flinging the jizz in another's face. Always followed withe an exclamation of "How was the play!" Can be done during sex or under normal daily circumstances.
"Hey Mary!"

"Yes"

"How was the play!"

"Ahhh!"
by Herr Stehpinkler July 16, 2008
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Lindo Guido

A Lindo Guido is a Italian Guy who is Real Sexy. He always has a fresh shape up/hair cut. Dresses Real Right Never Looks Like A Bum. Always Health Consious never wants to be sick. Always has a Tan. Smells Real Good. Fist Pumps everytime he goes to a club/party. when he goes to his home country italy he feels like the king. Has every girl and any girl he wants on his dick. Girls always throw themselfs at a Lindo Guido. Always Knows what to say to make a person smile. knows how to defend himself when he needs to. Always Has Cash on him. he's there when you need him. he can be tour bestfriend or your enemy. people are always envying a Lindo Guido
Damn i want that Lindo Guido
OMG that lindo guido is so sexy

Aye wassup Lindo Guido(;
by Lindo Guido Josh July 28, 2011
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babraham lincoln

Nick name for US Aircraft Carrier Abraham Lincoln CVN-72 after the Abraham Lincoln was to be the first carrier to integrate female aviators into the crew after the Combat Exclusion Laws were lifted on 28 April 1993.
There's the babraham lincoln !
by old_dog March 29, 2009
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lino licker

A term used by football fans especially those of Dunfermline Athletic to describe fans of Raith Rovers who come from the town of Kirkcaldy famous for linoleum.
Don't sign him, he's a fucking lino licker
by :-):-):-):-) June 30, 2012
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lincoln circle

A sexual act where one person wears a top hat and places his face on the other so they can feel their beard
Last night I gave my girl friend a Lincoln circle
by P0dus February 12, 2014
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